Take the Chew-Brite Challenge!

Can Chew-Brite® brand dog biscuits really whiten your dog’s teeth three shades in one week? We asked Barney to take the Chew-Brite Challenge, and one week later, his teeth ar–EEEEEEAAAAAUUUGH!

Via Imgur.

Horse-squirrel? Squirrel-horse? Squorse?

Greetings, cheerful little woodland creatures! Good day, Chester the Chipmunk! Happy to see you, Raymond the Raccoon! Top of the morning, Harold the Horse-Headed Squirrel — who the where the what now?!

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Yes, this horse mask squirrel feeder is a real thing and you can buy it here and it will come to your house and then you will have it and it will hunt you down in your dreams.

I Am So Baked Right Now, Man

Mindy watched in horror as her sister Muffin plunged headlong into a bowl of batter. But the real horror was to come later…

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Via Blame it on the Voices, which is also my excuse for this caption.

I Otter Not Look

If it’s scary, I’ll have bad dreams and wet the ocean.


Via The Telegraph

The Island of Dr. Moreau, Part II

In this thrilling sequel to H. G. Wells’ classic tale of genetic engineering run amok, Dr. Moreau once again attempts to create human/animal hybrids, but shoots for something a little more cute this time out.


This has been a brainware3000 Production.

Every St. Bernard’s Nightmare

I’m lost in a dense forest with no way out, and I’m surrounded by clones of myself. We’re all looking for someone to rescue, but there isn’t anybody — just this one underage kid who can’t even have brandy… That’s when I wake up screaming…

I could go for a Brandy Alexander,  Robin R.

Bears Repeating

Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.


Photo by deniedart.

The Curse of the Dream Doll

All right, campers, time for a Halloween ghost story:

She thought it was just a harmless doll, forlorn and forgotten in the toy store bargain bin. But that night, as she slept, the doll filled her dreams with dark and terrible visions. The skies above her were thick with thousands of winged letter carriers, while legions of zombie dog catchers clutched at her as she ran and ran. And then she saw the most horrifying vision of all…

So, campers… what happens next in our tale of terror?

Via Gawker via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Fox News via your mom.

GREETINGS, SCALELESS IMBECILE!

I AM STAN, FEARLESS LEADER OF ALL SNAKES ON A PLANE IN A HOODIE!

Ehn!

Scaleless Sender-Innering by Danielle S[sssssssssssssss].

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