Posts tagged as: Nightmares

I Otter Not Look

If it’s scary, I’ll have bad dreams and wet the ocean.


Via The Telegraph

The Island of Dr. Moreau, Part II

In this thrilling sequel to H. G. Wells’ classic tale of genetic engineering run amok, Dr. Moreau once again attempts to create human/animal hybrids, but shoots for something a little more cute this time out.


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Every St. Bernard’s Nightmare

I’m lost in a dense forest with no way out, and I’m surrounded by clones of myself. We’re all looking for someone to rescue, but there isn’t anybody — just this one underage kid who can’t even have brandy… That’s when I wake up screaming…

I could go for a Brandy Alexander,  Robin R.

Bears Repeating

Time for some cute nightmare fuel, in the form of this animation from artist and composer Cyriak, which looks like the result of a nuclear meltdown at Build-A-Bear.

Duck Season! Wabbit Season!

Hmm, this looks ‘shopped. I can tell from the pixels, and from seeing some chemically-induced duckbunnies in my time.


Photo by deniedart.

The Curse of the Dream Doll

All right, campers, time for a Halloween ghost story:

She thought it was just a harmless doll, forlorn and forgotten in the toy store bargain bin. But that night, as she slept, the doll filled her dreams with dark and terrible visions. The skies above her were thick with thousands of winged letter carriers, while legions of zombie dog catchers clutched at her as she ran and ran. And then she saw the most horrifying vision of all…

So, campers… what happens next in our tale of terror?

Via Gawker via The Daily What via Buzzfeed via Fox News via your mom.

GREETINGS, SCALELESS IMBECILE!

I AM STAN, FEARLESS LEADER OF ALL SNAKES ON A PLANE IN A HOODIE!

Ehn!

Scaleless Sender-Innering by Danielle S[sssssssssssssss].

The Overlook Hotel’s Other Sinister Presence

Forget the Twins, this ghastly beast will kill you softly.

Heeeeeere’s Feline, Ane B.

Say, Clark…? You didn’t by chance just use some Krazy Glue, did you?

Let me get this straight: So instead of going on my long-awaited, very important third date with Yasmine, I’m now attached to your wrist like I’m some kind of freaking bangle charm?? Dammit, Clark!

Opposite of yak attack, Eric K.

Claustrophobic Kitty Meets the Siblings

Wow, I didn’t realize there were so many of you…OK, I’m cool, I’m cool…Um, is anyone else feeling anxious?…No? Nobody else feels like he could just freaking crawl out of his skin?…

Whatever you do, don’t call Dr. Phil, SmithEmma.