ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɐǝpı pooƃ ɐ ǝʞıʃ pǝɯǝǝs ʇı

Man they do this every night, and they never drop anything. NEVER. It’s like a freakin’ silverware ballet up there. Just once, JUST ONCE, they could let me have some of the good stuff, you know? But noooOOOOOoOooo.

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Well I’ve been watching that same Royal Wedding show these two old-fashioned lovey-doveys are STILL ooh-ing and ahh-ing over, while all the good noms are just sitting here, and you know, I have an idea… :twisted:

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¡¡¡pooɟ ǝʃdoǝd ʎɯ ʇuɐʍ I ¡ʞɹoʍ oʇ ƃuıoƃ sɐʍ ʇɐɥʇ ᴎᴚOMS ǝʌ,pʃnoɔ I ¡ʇı ʇsɐʃq ɥO

¿ɥǝ ‘uʍop-ǝpısdn uǝʌǝ sʞɹoʍ sısʃɐʇsıɹǝd ƃuıɥʇ poo⅁ ˙oʇoɥd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɐʌɹ∀ oʇ sʞuɐɥ⊥

Clive Kills the Mood

“Dammit, Clive! Whisper – whisper! – sweet nothings in my ear!”

Clive wasn’t picking up what she was throwing down, Chris V. via Wildpark Lüneburger Heide


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“I’ll stop doing this when you stop calling my mom names. But let’s be honest, she is the 800-pound gorilla in the room, so it’s in your best interest to not insult us, you silly striped mule.”

Nahnny-nahnny-poo-poo, ThinkBrinke.

Just Be Thankful They Didn’t Get Their Paws on a Glue Gun

It may not look like it, but they were just trying to decorate the living room with some homemade streamers and cut-out hearts for Valentine’s Day.

We suspect that if they had the use of thumbs, this debacle would’ve turned out better.

As it is…notsomuch, Austen W.

Henrietta Pussycat, How Could You?

It started out harmlessly enough: an unexplained pair of booties here, an empty – and oddly small – beer can there…

But after continually finding various things askew after returning from long days at work, Mr. Rogers installed several security cameras around his neighborhood, never thinking he’d discover what he did:

The above digital c-prints, titled “Kitty City”, are from artist Tim Barber, and the above work was featured at the Fuse Gallery (warning: certain images on site NSFW)  in February 2009 as part of its Animalania Exhibit.

Thanks, Marilyn T., via My Modern Met.

Party Animal

Oh man, I really tore it up at the office party this year.  I told my best jokes, and I danced with all the ladies from Accounts Payable (ooooohh yeeeeeaaaah…).

I might have had just a teeny bit too much to drink, though…

Awww, he looks like a little angel when he’s passed out, Alison D.

Four Out of Five Puppehs Agree:

PomTrex™ toothbrushes provide superior oral hygene, for a dazzlingly cute smile!

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Remember to squee after every meal, Julie R.

Next On “Dr. Drew’s Kleptos”…

Meet Frankie. Obsessive-compulsive hoarder. Steals items that fuel his love for “The Nutcracker” and dental hygiene.

We just feel bad for that poor ballerina out there who’s tippy-toeing around with hairy legs and bad teeth.

So that’s where all of my pens went. I suspect he has a few of my socks as well, Paige P.

A Kitten Named Taunt-o

When he heard that his owner had bought Kibbles ‘n Bits, he had no idea just how unappetizing the “Bits” would be. In fact, “Bits” bordered on downright annoying:

Finders keepers, Losers weepers! I know you are, but what am I? No backsies, shield for life!

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*wink-wink* acknowledged, Priscilla V.

And as for you, Eric S., since it’s too taxing for you to hit ‘send’ yourself, we think you owe Priscilla V. a hefty raise. Pronto, “Taunt-o”.

This Public Bathroom Has the Worst Janitorial Staff Ever.

Um, excuse me? I don’t mean to disturb you, but if you wouldn’t mind just scootching over for a moment…? I just ate at Panda Express and I have Duck Sauce all over me. Hello?

No worries, I’ll just grab some toilet paper…

“No, I can’t spare a square. Now beat it. I got eatin’ to do.”

Try a hotel lobby Rhiannon and  Natalie S.

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