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Posts tagged as: Naughtiness
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December 23, 2009 By
Meet Frankie. Obsessive-compulsive hoarder. Steals items that fuel his love for “The Nutcracker” and dental hygiene.
We just feel bad for that poor ballerina out there who’s tippy-toeing around with hairy legs and bad teeth.
So that’s where all of my pens went. I suspect he has a few of my socks as well, Paige P.
A Kitten Named Taunt-o
December 15, 2009 By
When he heard that his owner had bought Kibbles ‘n Bits, he had no idea just how unappetizing the “Bits” would be. In fact, “Bits” bordered on downright annoying:
Finders keepers, Losers weepers! I know you are, but what am I? No backsies, shield for life!
*wink-wink* acknowledged, Priscilla V.
And as for you, Eric S., since it’s too taxing for you to hit ‘send’ yourself, we think you owe Priscilla V. a hefty raise. Pronto, “Taunt-o”.
This Public Bathroom Has the Worst Janitorial Staff Ever.
December 4, 2009 By
Um, excuse me? I don’t mean to disturb you, but if you wouldn’t mind just scootching over for a moment…? I just ate at Panda Express and I have Duck Sauce all over me. Hello?
No worries, I’ll just grab some toilet paper…
“No, I can’t spare a square. Now beat it. I got eatin’ to do.”
Try a hotel lobby Rhiannon and Natalie S.
C.O. Celebrity Scandal Watch!
November 27, 2009 By
Tongues wagged this week as papparazzi spotted superstars Britney Ears and Hugh Jackrabbit at a romantic getaway in Tahiti, protected by their bodyguard Bruno.
Well, I never, Carly R.
K.I.T.T. Never Had These Problems
November 3, 2009 By
He was no Michael Knight. And he didn’t even come close to a Magnum. Hell, even with espadrilles, he couldn’t hold a candle to Crockett or Tubbs. The sad truth was, despite what he wanted you to believe, he was no babe magnet.
And since he didn’t even know how to drive, he spent his days working it as a hood ornament; it was a pointless exercise in futility.
I’m guessing there are Jersey plates on that thing, Lindsey Y.
THIS JUST IN: New episode of Simon’s Cat
October 18, 2009 By
Simon’s cat is getting into troubs again. Poor Simon, he just goes about his daily life, and his cat antagonizes him at every turn. This time, the Kitteh Terrorism involves… a heat lamp.
Susan H., I think the “moww” sound effects are my favorite part. See ALL episodes here…
There’s a cover charge at the door, and the password is ‘loin’.
October 5, 2009 By
Their fall from Hollywood elite was shocking and swift, but they did what was necessary to pay the bills. Given, their new gig is a little depressing, but at least they headline on Wednesdays as the male revue “Everything but the Oink”. It’s no summer blockbuster, but they make the best of it. Wilbur, Babe, and Piglet always do.
Erewhay areway ethay eglay armersway, Echo L.?
That’s Knot Funny
October 4, 2009 By
For today’s busy serial prankster, the most important skill to master is time management. For example, tie your victim’s shoelaces together first; this will keep him engaged and distracted, giving you time to short-sheet his bed, fill the sugar bowl with salt, and hide his car keys.
Check the sofa for whoopee cushions, Claire C.
Photo by Angelo Sotira.
The acoustics make it truly unbearable.
September 29, 2009 By
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD-OHMYGOD!!! What are you doing in here?? Don’t you know how to knock?
Great, you’ve seen my webbed feet – are you happy now? Why don’t you take a picture, it lasts lon–
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK! Oh, you did not just take a picture! I swear, if this ends up on some blog with a stupid caption about how I should wear a shower cap-ybara..
Just get out! Getoutgetoutgetoutgetoutgetout!!!
Dobby really needs a shower cap-ybara, Loren S.
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