Best Name Of The Year (So Far)

CAPTAIN XAVIER!

Sounds like the name of an astronaut from one of those 1950s serials, right? (Kids, ask your parents.) And look at those ears! AM, FM, BBC, they can pick up everything. “I would like to submit some photos of my Basenji puppy. His name is Captain Xavier,” says Tina R.

And we can tell you that you will be seeing X again this Friday at 5pm PT for TGIF! Without a doubt.

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They ASKED Me If I Wanted A Doughnut

[This ISN’T from Krispy Kreme. You can’t fool me. This is a PILLOW. Now go get me a couple of Glazed. And be snappy about it.] (Imgur/Reddit.)