[U guys, I’m telling you for the LAST time—either you sit STILL or we are going BACK home. And your father will NOT be pleased!] From DP&F.
[Boys, I’m gonna pull over here for just a minute so I can check the directions. You stay put, OK?]
When the streets of Gunung Leuser National Park are too crowded, just take the air route! Quicker with less hassle!
“Here are some pictures of an Orangutan mother and her baby in Gunung Leuser National Park, Indonesia. The mother did not really bother to interact, but it looks like her baby is a little rebel! Shots by Nick Heibrink and me, Ditha Apsari.”
“Howdy, folks. You’ve been starting my day right for years now! Thank you! I caught this shot myself of a little mom ambling across the road in our mobile home park. This is the ultimate mobile home, right? I count 7 little Clingons. It’s got Mother’s Day written (hanging) all over it. Enjoy and Cheerio, Marina.”
[Yeah, but it also has Mom Taxi written (hanging) all over it, too. -Ed.]
An old Monty Python joke gets revived and it’s ENTIRELY appropo for C.O. “Mom’s Taxi..but I think she was watching too much MP.” -Doug L.
You can drop ’em ALL off here, I Can Has Cheeseburger!
[Guys, the holiday highway traffic is waaay too crowded, so hold on, we’ll just take the pond instead.]
“Actually, dear, you’re on top of me. And as soon as I hit the water, the training wheels come off.”
[OK, it’s 10am. Now you kids have seven hours here at Disneyland. I want you right here in the Koala-Park at 5pm sharp. Everyone have their lunch money and cell phone?]
From Cats, Ducks & Beavers.