Maximum Maymo

Maymo only has one speed. All-OUT. These poor shopping bags nevah had a chance. As Maymo says, “When life gives you paper bags, you eat them.”

Maymo Faces His Biggest Challenge EVER

We’ve seen Maymo with hair dryers a giant zombie hand…and a large inflatable shark.

None of that prepared him for an onslaught from AN ENTIRE ROBOT ARMY!!!

Maymo Loves The Air Thing

[I don’t know what this is, but it feels great and I intend to sit here all day and let the Hoomin point it at me. Ahhhhhhhhhh.]

Maymo: Now Available In Supersize!

Maymo’s back, and he decides he’d like to be large and in-charge. REALLY large and in-charge.

Maymo And The Giant Zombie Hand

Most definitely a headline I never thought I would type.

Maymo VS. The Laser Pointer

Maymo’s snoozed out in the sack, when he’s suddenly awakened by that pesky laser pointer thing. And of course, he has to follow it ALL THE WAY DOWNTOWN.

Maymo: 100 Fruits & Vegetables In 100 Seconds

Bet the very first thing you thought of this morning was, “I’d like to see 100 different fruits and vegetables on Maymo’s noggin, and I’d like it in 100 seconds or less.”

We’re happy to oblige.

Maymo Is Ready For Sharknado 2: The Second One

The sequel to the fluky 2013 hit debuts tonight on the SyFy channel. And it appears that Maymo’s inflatable shark won’t be making an appearance in the inevitable Sharknado 3.

And of course, if Sharks aren’t your speed, remember this from last summer?

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Let’s Play “Spin The Cabbage”

Not quite like “Spin the Bottle,” but as we all know, Maymo loves him some cabbage.

NOTE: Maymo does not limit himself to that particular vegetable (or fruit,) nossir.

*Carrots.

*Limes.

*Pickles.

*Pineapples.

(And…Creme Puffs.)

Maymo Has A Ball On His Birthday

A lot of them, actually.

Happy B-Day, buddy!

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