Friday Haiku: Maymo

Maymo is goofy
Trashes the house with cabbage
Never cleans it up


**Bonus Non-Haiku related Maymo video!**

Can I Puh-LEAZE Have A Hallelujah!

PREACH it, Brotha Maymo!

If You’re A Dog…

….you have to dry off differently after taking a bath. Like we would expect anything less from Maymo.

Try A Little Ranch Dressing On Those, Maymo

Last time we checked in on Maymo, he was fighting with Judge Judy. (Honest.) What comes next? Well, carrots, naturally. A good source of beta-carotene!

Maymo Battles Judge Judy

Another day, another headline I never imagined I would ever write. Yet here we are.

Maximum Maymo

Maymo only has one speed. All-OUT. These poor shopping bags nevah had a chance. As Maymo says, “When life gives you paper bags, you eat them.”

Maymo Faces His Biggest Challenge EVER

We’ve seen Maymo with hair dryers a giant zombie hand…and a large inflatable shark.

None of that prepared him for an onslaught from AN ENTIRE ROBOT ARMY!!!

Maymo Loves The Air Thing

[I don’t know what this is, but it feels great and I intend to sit here all day and let the Hoomin point it at me. Ahhhhhhhhhh.]

Maymo: Now Available In Supersize!

Maymo’s back, and he decides he’d like to be large and in-charge. REALLY large and in-charge.

Maymo And The Giant Zombie Hand

Most definitely a headline I never thought I would type.

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