This Is For Your Own Protection

Meet Tai and Pip, twin red pandas at the Edmonton Valley Zoo in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. As a safety precaution, we’re only going to show you their heads, because the rest of them have been deemed by the C.O. Public Safety Advisory Committee to be too cute for safe public consumption.

If we were to show you their soft, fuzzy, oh-so-snorglable bellies, or the delicate downy fur on their bushy, bushy tails, your brains would melt into a pool of butterscotch pudding and ooze out your ears, which would really put a crimp in your plans for the weekend. Also, brain is notoriously hard to clean out of clothing, especially synthetics. We’re only thinking of you, people.

You want the cute? YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE CUTE!

Just send us the dry cleaning bill, Nicole M.

I will go to Beijing—I WILL GO TO BEIJING!

and I shall win the gold

I WILL WIN THE GOLD!

[legs shudder in sleep] Ehn!

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Your pup already looks half-panda, so he’ll fit right in, Lauren M.! ;)

Pet Bonding 101

Schubert loves fish-flavoringks.

William (in shark pajamas) loves fish flavoringks.

GACK

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I just threw up in my mouth a little, Melanie H. :(

Welcome to Interspeche Snorglathon ’08!

[Parting red curtains and stepping center stage] We got ‘chur kittens ‘n’ bunnehs, we got yer bunnehs and puppehs, we got black, white, orange, brown—it’s a total melting pot of furry redonkulousness! Step right UP!

First up is: "Eyeball to eyeball" [Deafening applause]

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Then; protective ear covering pardner; [golf claps]

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Followed by; "Me and Sleepy Grandpa" [Laugh track guffawing]

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Next up: "I charge 2.5 carrots per hour per baby" [oooooooooohhh! audience intimidated sounds]

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And then there’s the ‘Dancing with the Hares’ duo [clapping to tango beat]

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While this pup gets two enthusiastic thumbs up for nappular abilities; [Laugh track giggles]

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And these two are checking comparing hairspray hold for their ears [Wooooooooo! audience laugh track]

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And these dudes are just one big mountain o’ Calico mess; [Audience jumping to feet, Showtime at the Apollo style]

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Premature grey is IN (Not to mention stubbularness) [golf clap]

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And finally, that all-too-familar Bunny Mama [Aw, haaaaaaaaaaaaayle no! Crazed lady jumps up from audience]

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Thank you for coming and see you next year… [curtains close]

Photos are the work of Jane Burton.

‘alo! Jost poppin’ in fo’ a spo’ o’ tea!

Behbeh: ‘alo! Jost poppin’ in fo’ a spo’ o’ tea!
Cat: Right oh, just getting the teacops out now! [rattle rattle rattle]

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Johanna S. found this photo from several terrific ones over at Uber Cats slide shows

Charlie, Chloe. Chloe, Charlie.

The Daily Coyote, friend of Teh Qte™, recently reported PUPPIES.  And now SOMEbody’s getting a new BABY SISTER:

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(sniffing ensues)

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Yay Spring!  It does make me wonder where Eli stands on all of this, though.

We’ve seen Charlie with Eli before.  Many thanks, Shreve!

Buddhihuahua!

ONLY IN JAPAN, People. [shaking head]

Conan the Chihuahua mimicks his Buddhist bros. Nice work, Conan.

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Photograph: Toru Yamanaka/AFP, Sender Inner Erica H. (and about a billion other Sender-Inners, thank you)

Beyooond Redooonk. [Singsong voice]

You KNOW this was a Baby hat that got modeled by a kitteh before being wrapped up for a Baby shower. The knitter was all: "Peaches! come try this on!" [snap]


Il va faire froid, originally uploaded by mojemi -Monique.

Alex B., Yes, it IS cold out thar. [shiveringks]

Vous must be kitting moi

Not only have I coordinated my mittens with my scarf, I have thoughtfully chosen contacts which match your hardwood…

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…and now, after all of this, I am to FILE?

[whiskery huff]

Eh bien.  You shall find me under "F" for Fine, Fabulous, and also Finished.

Sally is indeed gorgeous, Peg of Tilling!

[Swedish Chef voice] Ber dee ber dee berr

Ber dee ber dee berr

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Ber dee ber dee berr. Berr dee berr d berr dee berr dee berr

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Bork! bork! bork!

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Hyura C., your kitteh Sabin is a super prosh lil’ chefsters.

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