You’ll Never Nurse in This Town Again

(OK, when I call “Action,” you just turn and read what’s on the card. All right?)

Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.

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(Fine. And … action!)

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Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?

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(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)

I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?

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(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)

That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!

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(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)

Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…

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(Somebody call Security!)

So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!

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(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)

Heart-Kun’s little bro gets in on the action

Ya’ll remember Heart Kun, the Japanese (natch) Chihuahua born with a heart-shaped marking on his coat. The one that brought great luck and lottery winnings to their owners? Well, according to the Los Angeles Times, Heart-kun has a new younger brother “Love-kun” also born with a heart-shaped marking. Behold!

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In case you missed him the first time, here is Heart-Kun, in his debut photos;

All the credit goes to Alert Sender-Inners Mike B and Laura W., The Los Angeles Times and Snopes.com.

WHAT! It’s comforting!!!

Yeah, it’s my security bulldog SO WHAT

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Stop making fun of him, Kezia S. and Kris W.!

Look-a-like: Kitten Crowe

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Excellent new CATegory, Monica and Monica’s boyfriend who had the idea in the first place

“Pet Owner Not Bothering To Neuter Loser Cat”

The Onion is reportin’ that a Coral Springs area man has decided against neutering his 5-month old cat Mowgli because Mowgli has ZERO CHANCE with the ladies. Read on.

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Non-loser kitteh “Watson” sent in by Erin N. [head tilt] Onion article suggested by Sparky and Kitchyaya13.

One Wife’s Private Torment

I’d heard about them on “Oprah,” and some of the girls down at Marcelle’s Salon made jokes about them, but nothing prepared me for the day my husband told me he was … a plushie.

“It’s just something I have to do,” he said, “it’s part of who I am.”  I tried to accept it, but the thought of Bob fantasizing about plush animals, even dressing up as one?  It all seemed so weird.  But with patience and counseling, we worked past our pain, and now our marriage is stronger than ever.

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Thank you so much for sharing, Judy H.

Let’s play…

DOG

or

OTTER!

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MacKenzie G., throw some abalone in there and see if he goes for it.

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Meet “Runt”, the 3-week old kitteh.

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He’s got three bros, all of whom are black and white too. I think he’s chewing on his bro here:

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WIth all the kittayns sporting the cow look, Sender Inner Kimberly H. calls them “Moo Mews*”

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*Say three times fast, Bitches!

Is the long weekend over? Zzzzzzzz.

Is the long weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Is the weekend over?

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Orange Marmasplosion

Peeps, if I’m doin’ the posts today, I’m postin’ some tabby tigers. Noooo apologies. You did know there’s a whole Flickr group full of these fine felines, right?

Rule of Cuteness #4: more than one species of baby flopping around is cute

The color coordination is irresistible, and the low-down camera angle just accentuates the fact they are not much larger than the blades of grass they sit on. *But* I give them an 8.5—no paws are up, and there is the BEF on the bunny (Beady Eye Factor)

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Peeky McPeekerson Jr.

Hey, how did that kitten get on my grandma’s floor? [Best linoleum pattern Evar!]

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step 1: DEMOstep 2: CLEANINGstep 3: SURFACE PREPstep 4: LOW EARTH ORBITstep 5: RENOVATION COMPLETE

Christina R., beautiful job.

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What’s more delicious? this kitten stack from *Roes* Flickr Photostream or THIS 100-by-100 stack of In and Out Burgers??!

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Thanks, Anne L.!

CuteOverload—where you can expect the maximum kittens per square inch

We really pack ‘em in, People.

Rhum, the orange Italian

Rhum the kitten and Aluccia wrote in, and all Aluccia said was: “i love him.”

P.S. Desktop photo alert! We’re talking twice life-sized, People!

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