What are you thankful for Annie J?
(Man, this is the sweetest babysitting gig ever. The kid smears the food on his face, and I get to lick it off. I hope he managed to get some dessert on the other side.)
That’s got to be the cleanest baby in history, Samantha M.
Hurley and Preston are just hangin’ out. Real casual, on the tree in the front yard. Nuthin’ unusual here—EXCEPT THEIR HAIRCUTS!
Sophie G., this photo fits riiiiiiight in at awkward family photos…
You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…
I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.
(OK, when I call “Action,” you just turn and read what’s on the card. All right?)
Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.
(Fine. And … action!)
Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?
(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)
I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?
(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)
That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!
(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)
Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…
(Somebody call Security!)
So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!
(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)
Ya’ll remember Heart Kun, the Japanese (natch) Chihuahua born with a heart-shaped marking on his coat. The one that brought great luck and lottery winnings to their owners? Well, according to the Los Angeles Times, Heart-kun has a new younger brother “Love-kun” also born with a heart-shaped marking. Behold!
In case you missed him the first time, here is Heart-Kun, in his debut photos;