I like the new girl but she’s a little cold

Don’t get me wrong, she’s hot and all, but—

Kinda inflexible, Jamie H.

I’ll take that one

[Plucks delectabuhl ham from Clementine box]


Psssst, look who crawled in thar:

Colleen B.’s ham need vitamin C!

My Client Has No Further Comments

They finally caught up with Vito “Babyface” Catalano. He’s doin’ time now, for leaving the scene of an accident.

There’s a good chance of time off for good behavior, Sarah!

Some People Can Be So Rude.

Excuse us? Why that is just the most offensive thing we’ve ever heard! How dare you call us sweater puppies!

The cats’ meows, Stephen A.

Good Gourd, This is Ridiculous.

“Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Which one of us would also make a great pie?”

Scaredy cats, Alicia M.

Look Yonder, Past Your Separation Anxieties, Carl

Witness the majestic landscape that surrounds us: The blue skies. The lush ravines. The deep, clear waters. Carl, the world is your oyster…so stop being such a damn barnacle!!!

Forwarded by Brinke G.

1-2-3 SQUIRRELS!

1…

2…

3…

SQUIRRELS!

Family gathering

Sender Inner Melinda M. was impressed by Labor Day Squirrel Family Photographer Joan G. and sent it in via the famous Marily T. over at National Geographic’s Intelligent Travel!

Take it from the top. Again.

Girls, you are NEVER going to make the Cheerios with this routine!!!

FROM THE TOP!

Sue Sylvester will be disgusted, Ed P.

Let’s Talk it Over at Dinner

Shirley, I don’t know what’s going on with us, but there just seems to be this…space between us.

Surely, they ingest, Jeanne.

Nobody is Immune – Especially the Embarrassingly Weak

As much as I try to resist it, the overwhelming urge just completely takes over, and before you know it, my right paw is in and I’m shaking it all about!

I wonder what happens when he hears “The Chicken Dance”, Dominique C.?