All it took was a little humidity and Aunt Edna transformed into an unrecognizable beast – one that poor little Sally would never forget.
Why so mysterious, Anonymous?
Posts tagged as: Matchingks
The Extremely Rare Motopup Simulspot
April 16, 2010 By
New Yorkers were recently treated to a cute sight — and not one, but two cuteologists caught it on camera.
First, Doryn W.: “We took this today in NYC. I just pulled up next to this woman and dog. The dog was so incredibly happy, loves the wind on his face. So funny!”
And later, Bonna T. “had just hopped in a cab when I noticed that on the motorcycle right next to us, this poodle was catching a ride.”
Why, it’s enough to make one exclaim “what tremendous fortuitousness,” or if one were in a hurry, an abbreviated form of said exclamation using only three letters.
“God has a sense of humor – just look at the platypus.”
April 6, 2010 By
Hi, I’m Hodgepodge, and this is my brother, Smorgasbord.
What adorable ducks moles Shar-Peis otters! Forwarded by Ynes P.
Some Enchanted Morning
March 19, 2010 By
The thing that’s really annoying about animated movies is how they completely mislead the public. Who’s going to believe that animals like kitties & deer are the greatest pals? It’s totally unrealistic!
The above cat (Prince Purrsalot?) gets a very special visit almost every morning from his very dear best friend (Lord Kissyface). Wow, Harrisburg, PA is such a magical place!
Thanks to Sue P. for forwarding the photos.
Strained Carrots? My Favorite!
November 18, 2009 By
(Man, this is the sweetest babysitting gig ever. The kid smears the food on his face, and I get to lick it off. I hope he managed to get some dessert on the other side.)
That’s got to be the cleanest baby in history, Samantha M.
Awkward Family Photos
October 19, 2009 By
Hurley and Preston are just hangin’ out. Real casual, on the tree in the front yard. Nuthin’ unusual here—EXCEPT THEIR HAIRCUTS!
Sophie G., this photo fits riiiiiiight in at awkward family photos…
Wallet-Sized, Now Just $10.99
October 8, 2009 By
You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…
I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.
You’ll Never Nurse in This Town Again
August 17, 2009 By
(OK, when I call “Action,” you just turn and read what’s on the card. All right?)
Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.
(Fine. And … action!)
Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?
(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)
I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?
(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)
That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!
(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)
Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…
(Somebody call Security!)
So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!
(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)
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