The above cat (Prince Purrsalot?) gets a very special visit almost every morning from his very dear best friend (Lord Kissyface). Wow, Harrisburg, PA is such a magical place!

Thanks to Sue P. for forwarding the photos.

What are you thankful for Annie J?

That’s got to be the cleanest baby in history, Samantha M.

Sophie G., this photo fits riiiiiiight in at awkward family photos…

I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.

Q.E.D. Jen S!

Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.

(Fine. And … action!)

Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?

(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)

I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?

(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)

That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!

(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)

Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…

(Somebody call Security!)

So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!

(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)

In case you missed him the first time, here is Heart-Kun, in his debut photos;

All the credit goes to Alert Sender-Inners Mike B and Laura W., The Los Angeles Times and Snopes.com.

Stop making fun of him, Kezia S. and Kris W.!

Excellent new CATegory, Monica and Monica’s boyfriend who had the idea in the first place