(Man, this is the sweetest babysitting gig ever. The kid smears the food on his face, and I get to lick it off. I hope he managed to get some dessert on the other side.)
That’s got to be the cleanest baby in history, Samantha M.
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Hurley and Preston are just hangin’ out. Real casual, on the tree in the front yard. Nuthin’ unusual here—EXCEPT THEIR HAIRCUTS!
Sophie G., this photo fits riiiiiiight in at awkward family photos…
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You can never go wrong with a nice shot from the Sears Portrait Studio…
I can’t wait to see what they do for Easter, Alex R.
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Well lookie here!
Q.E.D. Jen S!
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(OK, when I call “Action,” you just turn and read what’s on the card. All right?)
Sure, no problem. Let’s do this.
(Fine. And … action!)
Friends, has your mom been tasting a little rancid lately?
(Wait, that’s not what it says on the…)
I mean not just a bit sour, but that full-on chalky mix of week-old milk, with a hint of tobacco and sardines that just makes you want to toss your cookies, am I right?
(Uh, if we could just stick to the script here…)
That’s why our mom drinks Schblatz Beer!
(That’s not even the sponsor! What the hell are you…)
Only Schblatz is double-brewed to be double-smooth, with the taste kitties love…
(Somebody call Security!)
So treat your mom to a cool, refreshing Schblatz! She’ll love it–and so will you!
(… and then call Kelly H. in the Casting Office and tell her she’s fired!)
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Ya’ll remember Heart Kun, the Japanese (natch) Chihuahua born with a heart-shaped marking on his coat. The one that brought great luck and lottery winnings to their owners? Well, according to the Los Angeles Times, Heart-kun has a new younger brother “Love-kun” also born with a heart-shaped marking. Behold!
In case you missed him the first time, here is Heart-Kun, in his debut photos;
All the credit goes to Alert Sender-Inners Mike B and Laura W., The Los Angeles Times and Snopes.com.
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Yeah, it’s my security bulldog SO WHAT
Stop making fun of him, Kezia S. and Kris W.!
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Excellent new CATegory, Monica and Monica’s boyfriend who had the idea in the first place
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The Onion is reportin’ that a Coral Springs area man has decided against neutering his 5-month old cat Mowgli because Mowgli has ZERO CHANCE with the ladies. Read on.
Non-loser kitteh “Watson” sent in by Erin N. [head tilt] Onion article suggested by Sparky and Kitchyaya13.
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I’d heard about them on “Oprah,” and some of the girls down at Marcelle’s Salon made jokes about them, but nothing prepared me for the day my husband told me he was … a plushie.
“It’s just something I have to do,” he said, “it’s part of who I am.” I tried to accept it, but the thought of Bob fantasizing about plush animals, even dressing up as one? It all seemed so weird. But with patience and counseling, we worked past our pain, and now our marriage is stronger than ever.
Thank you so much for sharing, Judy H.
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