Introducing Mac OSX Maru

We’ve shipped Panther, Tiger, Leopard, and Lion. And we’re proud of those achievements.

Oh…one more thing.

Introducing the Mac OSX Maru. It’s most ambitious OS ever. More features. Fewer hairballs. Just incredible. [hands clasped]

This completely hypothetical OS and encore presentayshe is from Maru’s many fans on The McFacebookersons, natch.

Namaste.

YOUR MOVE MARU

Ehn!


I think Maru is a box man, Carrie T.

Maru’s Catoupée!

Step One: Look really cute and get your coat brushed thoroughly. Remember to save the accumulated hair!


Step Two: Press and mold hair together to form a pleasing hairstyle, like this one called “The Katherine Hepburn”.


Step Three: Have some fun; include beards. Here’s our fave, “Elvis with a Chin Curtain”.


Step Four: Be like Maru and store your catoupées in boxes.

The Many Moods of Maru

Lest we think that our favorite boxaholic is all about boxes, Maru is also into bags. And sleeping. And eating grass. And surprise attacks. And yes… boxes.

CNN Reports! Animal celebrities of Japan!

Doo day too too too too too [news-coming-over-the-wire-sound] CNN reports! Animal celebrities of Japan! Oh and, how nice of CNN to mention us too:

America is no stranger to cute animal culture. Memes featuring lolcats have been popular since 2006, Cute Overload spearheaded the cute animal blog movement in a huge way years back, and a cleverly shaved Pomeranian named Boo has more than 3 million fans on Facebook.

See the entire article here.

And without further adooooo; my TOP THREE Japanese animal celebs IN ORDER! HAI!

Meme.

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Maru.

and…Oolong.

Caturday Night Boxhab

1. I got your Caturday RIGHT HERE
2. ! got your MARU RIGHT HERE and…
3. We got your boxhab, RIGHT HERE!


Another quality link foraged by Ant!

THIS JUST IN: Maru times three!

Triple the annoyance!
Triple the tail twitchingks!
Triple the fluffy guttural regions!
Triple the mirror-pawing!
Triple the confused, yet somehow smug face!


Suggested via our Twitt-ta-ru (Japanese for Twitter) by a woman who’s name I can no longer find!

Maru: Box Heaven or Hell!?

Everyone knows Maru is a fiend for boxes—so this new box (with a hole for his head and paws) must be perfect…right!?

Thanks for the head’s up, Ant!

THIS JUST IN: Macro Maru!

Close up, he’s even prosher. HIT IT:

Maru photo overload is here and videos are here!

My God, It’s Full of Maru

I think I actually saw this in a dream.

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