It’s tough, tough times out there, Kittehs. Just say “nyerhe” to boxes.

The economy is taking its toll globally and here is proof. Alert reader Josh N. writes: “Boxhab isn’t working and he’s now sliding all the way through the boxes, in SLOW MO”.

Of course Josh is referring to “Maru” the unbelievably overindulgent kitteh.

Maru, we might even set up a collection to send you to Boxhab.

Perfect 90-degree haunch Splayage

[Sir Ye Olde English Safari Guy voice] Ssssssssssh! [Putting binoculars down] This is… unprecedented!  [Gets out protractor] Yes! YES! PERFECTLY splayed perpendicular haunches! just as they’re seen in the wild! INCREDIBLE!

back view

belly viewYou didn’t know Maru could handle the math, did you People?

90-degree splayage

“A tiny plastic box! I must put my head in it!”

“OH NO MY HEAD IS IN THE BOX! HELP! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! Oh look at this box! What a lovely place to put my head! NOOOOOOOO!”

The ongoing saga of Maru was written by Lucy, with video link by LurkerType!

Maru the Kitteh responds to our allegations

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We just caught up with “Maru”, the indulgent, box-loving kitteh we featured in the post below. We thought an intervention was needed. The conversation did not go so well.

Cute Overload: Thank you for coming forward after we found your YouTube video, Maru.

Maru: [Hissing sound]

Cute Overload: We know how enticing boxes are, and we are just trying to help—

Maru: [Multiple paw swipes]

Cute Overload: We brought a few of your hamster friends so that you could see how many folks care truly about you.

Maru: [Maru attempts to eat hamsters then proceeds back to boxes]

Special thanks to Jennifer G. who alerted us of Maru’s name and website in the Comments.

Please. Won’t you help this kitteh?

I hesitate to bring you these images, as they are intense, moving and sad. But you must see them. This kitteh needs Boxhab like no other kitteh we’ve seen. Please, won’t you donate tuhday? [head tilt]

Yes, Alex H., it’s very “‘tockular” too., but this kitteh is crying for help. Stop focusing on his ‘tocks.

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