Attention Marusketeers

M-A-R-U! Put your Maru hats on! Gather around. It’s Maru spending 30 seconds on his box habit!


Jorden C., I can’t believe I watched that…

Maru’s Moving Experience

Maru’s owner is packing to move, and this provides a target-rich environment for the container-obsessed Maru. Some highlights:

0:20: In the dense jungle, Maru tragically encounters the Venus Cat-Trap, a carnivorous plant that swallows its victims whole…
0:38: … and then spits them back out again.
0:56: Up next on The History Channel, a look back at the classic Coney Island Fun House, with its treacherous rotating drum.
2:34: Maru reenacts the classic Monty Python “16-ton weight” gag.

Spotted by Maru-ologist Tanguera.

#1 Maru Fan Wallpapah Hei!

If you like Maru the insane box-loving, haunch-splaying, always curious kitteh “Maru”, then you’ll LOVE this wallpaper put together by Brink G.:

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MARU1

UPDATE! A new version, now with CRAB HAT!

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MARU2 + CRAB HAT ACTION

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THIS JUST IN: Maru wearing a crab shell hat

DSC_1015As you know, Maru likes to nose his way into any box he can find.

That is until now [DUN DUN!!]

Maru has taken his boxhab to unbelievable crabhab levels now. Check out all the pics over on Maru’s web site (yes he has a website and why haven’t you checked it out yet OMG.)

Maru v. Mouse

We need to get Maru and Winston together for a movie… In the meantime, here is Maru, chasing a mouse:

Alertly spotted by Jorden C. :)

Maru takes box addiction to the next leva

I can’t believe DListed scooped me on this one but they did! Audience will you ever forgive moi?

Without further ado; MARU!

If you’re new to Maru, you must check out his Greatest Hits:
Please Won’t You Help This Kitteh?
Just Say Nyerhe to Boxes
Perfect 90-degree Haunch Splayage

Maru places bag on head, loves it

NTMTOM brought us this latest installment of Maru…

It’s tough, tough times out there, Kittehs. Just say “nyerhe” to boxes.

The economy is taking its toll globally and here is proof. Alert reader Josh N. writes: “Boxhab isn’t working and he’s now sliding all the way through the boxes, in SLOW MO”.

Of course Josh is referring to “Maru” the unbelievably overindulgent kitteh.

Maru, we might even set up a collection to send you to Boxhab.

Perfect 90-degree haunch Splayage

[Sir Ye Olde English Safari Guy voice] Ssssssssssh! [Putting binoculars down] This is… unprecedented!  [Gets out protractor] Yes! YES! PERFECTLY splayed perpendicular haunches! just as they’re seen in the wild! INCREDIBLE!

back view

belly viewYou didn’t know Maru could handle the math, did you People?

90-degree splayage

“A tiny plastic box! I must put my head in it!”

“OH NO MY HEAD IS IN THE BOX! HELP! GET IT OFF GET IT OFF! Oh look at this box! What a lovely place to put my head! NOOOOOOOO!”

The ongoing saga of Maru was written by Lucy, with video link by LurkerType!

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