They Say You Catch More Flies With Honey…

… which reminds me, I just love your new hair color, that honey blonde color really suits you, and that dress is so flattering, very chic, and those shoes, where did you get them, they’re divine!

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Ratatouille II: Catwalk Boogaloo

Disney/Pixar has announced a sequel of sorts to their hit film “Ratatouille,” in which a rat secretly helps a Parisian busboy become a five-star chef. In the new story, a lizard helps a shy waitress realize her dreams of becoming a supermodel by operating her like a puppet.

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Via Mandy.

Hallelujah! It’s Raining Bubbles!

[But I don’t have thumbs! I can’t grab them!!!!] (Laura, seen on Mashable.)

Every Video Game Wizard…

… needs a video game lizard! You get a place to rest your controller, the lizard gets a nice warm body to lie on — everybody wins!

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“The only way to play LEGO Jurassic Park is with a pet dinosaur helping,” says Redditor delkarnu.

 

Spoiler Alert!

Chris Pratt? He was dee-LEEE-shuss.

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Via Reddit.

Pet Shop Ploys

Jeff Wysaski is the inventive mind behind Obvious Plant, in which he enlivens the retail experience by replacing store signs with his own creations. Recently, Jeff visited the pet store, where he upgraded Teh Qte with a generous helping of Teh Wut. See more on his Tumblr.

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Did U Bike To Work Today?

Some sites say it’s today, other sites say it’s tomorrow! Hmmm, looks like it varies from city to city. Whatever, Porkey decided to roll ’em today- but no helmet?

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“This is Porkey, she’s an African Pygmy Chameleon. She’s in a bike gang with me (her mom.) Porkey is in such good shape and likes to eat fruit flies.” -Lindsay E.

And Now, Elizabethan Reptile Theatre, with Your Host, Gaylord Smythe-Wattle

Good evening. We continue this week with The Travails of Hinky Binkydink, the ribald wanderings of a common chameleon. In tonight’s episode, our hero’s tongue becomes entangled in the wig of Lady Euphigenia Flacknell just as her husband returns home from fighting the Spanish Armada.

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Via ElectroDragon.

Dude, Help a Brother Out Here?

Yo, dude — show me how you got in there, willya? Kind of hangin’ by a thread, what with the way Speed Racer here likes to corner at full speed, know what I’m sayin’?

Oh, so you’re just gonna sit there? It’s like that, then? Ice cold, bro.

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Knock-Knock?

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad some nice person left half an orange here?

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“Little dude loves his orange,” notes Redditor dbomb65.

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