Knock-Knock?

Who’s there?

Orange.

Orange who?

Orange you glad some nice person left half an orange here?

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“Little dude loves his orange,” notes Redditor dbomb65.

WHO’S The Best Lizard? WHO Is?

YOU ARE! So git ovah heah this instance and I’ll give ya some head pats! Whadya’ SAY big fella? Come on, shake yer groove thing! An’ you want some dinner now?

(Boing! once more.)

Seven-Ten Splat

Welcome back, sports fans, to Bowling for Flies! It’s down to our finalists, Louie “Thundertongue” Muscatola versus Manny “Bug” Zappa!

“I wish I could bowl this well,” laments sender-inner Megan, who apparently never tried just flinging herself down the alley with her tongue out, which turns out to work remarkably well until the management asked me to leave. (PS: Thanks, Brinke!)

Ready For Some Reptiles?

The gist of the Bored Panda story is, “Reptiles Can Be Cute, Too.” We happen to agree 100%!

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I Think I Lost Her

There was this giant following me, so I climbed to the top of this tree to keep an eye on her, and now I don’t see her anymore! Well, that’s a relief.

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Jen Knoedl wants to know: “Do I have something in my hair?”

You’re Checking Out My Tail, Aren’t You?

Oh no, I’m not offended, really, in fact I get a lot of compliments on it. I take excellent care of it. You might even say I’m attached to it, heh heh… No, it’s nothing personal like that, it’s just that I would really, really appreciate it if you would put those scissors down.

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Choose Your Next Witticism Carefully, Mr. Bond…

…it may be your last.

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From @BabyAnimalPics.

Do You Take Requests?

♪ ♫ “On the roaaad agin. I just cain’t wait to git on the road agin.” ♪ ♫
The old dinosaur’s musical repertoire was clearly not doing it for Lily.

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“These are my pets Lily (cat) and Spike (bearded dragon) enjoying some time together.” -Melinda A.

They Said It Would Never Last

Their friends said the relationship never had a chance. Doomed from Day One, they said. Just “be friends,” they said.

Against all odds, these two kooky kids have made it work. #Loveconquersall.

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Submitted by Will M. Starring Liz (the lizard) & Zephyr (the kitty.)

Duuuuuuuuuuuude!

Everything is, like, so super green.


This girl iguana is Stoney. She was totally trippin’ to be outside, so Abby G. captured the moment.

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