‘Tocktober is soon
Butts of all shapes and sizes
Send us your pix here.
Just like Tom Jones sang
Whoa, whoa, whoa, she’s a lady**
And also a bug
“I came across this lovely lady while on a hike today. I think she (Lady Bugs are all ladies, right?*) looks like a happy little strawberry. Hope you can use it!” -Katy C.
** Had to cheat on the contraction– can’t mess with the lyrics. -B.