Photo by Petteri S.
Posts tagged as: Kittens
Look at your man. Now back to me. Now look at my thumb. Gee, you’re dumb. Back to me. I’m on a horse. In a rocket sled. Look again: Now I’m on a boat, in the desert, playing Stratego with Liberace. That makes no sense. Do you want your man to smell like me? Probably not, because I smell like cat box. I’m in a bag.
Stop trying to make Fitch happen, Julia G.
Do you really expect me to believe you drove to Vegas, got drunk, and had my picture tattooed on your arm? That doesn’t even look like me! You’ve been seeing another kitty, haven’t you?
Via Sin Amigos.
As you know, many animals are cute from home, a practice called “telecuteing.” Effective next month, all such employees will be required to relocate to Cute Overload global headquarters in Oxyquatl, Peru.
This change will accomplish three things: Create a fertile environment for cross-team collaboration; re-contextualize the parameters of our core competency oogular flaffernappies; and mainly ensure you slackers are still working.
Employees requiring assistance with relocation may contact the HR Department for a $5 U-Haul discount voucher. Supplies are limited.
Photos from Melissa, Tracie S., Ola M., gathered during Photo Assignment day.
Up next, the popular soap opera Time and Tide. Then, newsmakers get agitated by host Rinse O’Reilly in The Spin Cycle. Don’t touch that dial!
via Phil Hawksworth.
Every year, thousands of kitties are imprisoned, shivering in a cold, cruel world, with no warmth, no comfort… and no hope.
These are the Kitties Without Laundry. But you can help. Send your donations of warm socks, towels, t-shirts, whatever you can spare, to the Mom Turn Off Judge Judy and Empty The Dryer Already Foundation, PO Box 101, Outfox, ME.
Buzzy sends in the best thing I’ve seen this year by Ze Frank displayed on Laughing Squid.
They are aloof; they are intelligent; in recent days we’ve learned how some of them are clearly superior.
Now we have incontrovertible evidence that they can do command based tricks.
Sent in by Buzzy – who says, “soon cats will rule the world and that really scares me cuz I’m allergic” – found on Laughing Squid.