Cat GPS

“In fifty yards, turn right. At the traffic circle, drive around eighteen times. In 100 yards, stare at the ground for at least five minutes, then lick yourself. At the next light, turn left and chase your own tailpipe. You have reached your destination, or a fish market, whichever comes first…”

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Jess B. from San Francisco writes: “Hi there, Love love LOVE your site!! I’m a first-time contributor, so is my cat (as far as I know). Attached is a picture of Truman, riding shotgun at age 0.5 years. He’s three now and a chunky monkey. Hope you post us, thnx!!”

Hmm, You New Around Here?

‘Cause I never forget a face.

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Via Bored Panda.

Good Luck With That

Faith an’ beghorra, laddies! I confess! I am a leprechaun! ‘Tis true!! An’ I’ll be leadin’ ye to my pot o’ gold! Yes indeed! First, a wee jig ta celebrate, loike this!

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Via Bored Panda.

Pretty Smart

So, it took 864 pages just to tell me I am what I am?

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Via Boing Boing.

A Tearful Confession

“All right, I admit it — I’m a… a boxhead. For years I kept it from you, where I would go late at night, I was with my fellow boxheads, the one place where I could truly be myself. You don’t know what it feels like, day after day, to see boxes everywhere and know that they want you, need you. Well, I’m not going to live this lie any longer! I’m a boxhead and I’m proud!

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“I hear my cat crying in the bathroom, walking in, I see this,” says Redditor something_something1.

Cat Rituals

Oh, most holy Ikea artificial candle, bathe my furry essence in your supernatural luminance, in order that I may gain the sight beyond sight — the ability to see beings from other dimensions after staring at the same spot on the wall for ten minutes.

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Spotted at a cat cafe in Japan by Flicker-er Sousui.

Tales of the Lonesome Prairie

(Under the burning Oklahoma sun, the stoic cowboy searches the horizon. His steely eye finds its target: a stray. Leaping from his sprinting steed, the cowpoke lands squarely on the dogie’s back, but the beast refuses to surrender, frantically pitching and rocking to free itself from…)

(I said, “frantically pitching and rocking”… Hello?)

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“She saw the kids playing on it and now she meows until you rock her,” says Redditor rc1honda.

Spy vs. Spy

You think you’re so civilized, you people with your rules, your codes of honor. Well, in my world, down on the kitchen floor where life really happens, there’s only one rule — bat or be batted. The enemy is everywhere — and nowhere. Any step I take could be my last.

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Who Could Resist This Little Gem?

This is Schrödinger, a Siamese, a cat of striking beauty and distinction,

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with exquisitely adorable moon diamond eyes, impeccable elegance, who is enchantingly mysterious and also happens to be altogether smokin’!

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Only one problem. Schrödinger was a straggly, stray, street urchin. Yet, simply given a second chance, the transformation is nothing short of amazing. And here he is making his world debut on CO! Yesss.

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“My siamese cat Schrödinger was a filthy, feral teenage cat when we rescued him a few months ago. Stinky, skinny, infested, hungry… Once we got past all the ear mites, fleas, worms, bad habits, he was a changed kitty and is now quite the handsome meezer and quite a ladykiller.” -Lottie P.

We Have a Security Breach!

Looks like some creep tried to hide a video camera in our yoga studio! Well, we’ll see about that!

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