Crash Test Cuties

Here at CuteLabs, our researchers work tirelessly to make kittens safer and more durable. In this slow-motion crash test, we see the benefits of CuteLabs’ patented BellehBuffer™ technology in helping these kittens survive a head-on collision.


Tractor Full O’ Trouble

Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on this farm he had a kitten, E-I-E-I-O
With a “meow meow” here, and a “hiss hiss” there,
And a “feed me” here, and a “change my litter box” there,
And a “I wanna go out” here, and a “I changed my mind let me back in” there…


“I found this little girl in my garden yesterday. And then she had to go on and do this, so now I obviously have to keep her,” says Redditor ChanRancher.

Strong Am I With the Floof

A Jedi’s strength flows from the Floof. You must feel the Floof around you, between you, me, the tree, the rock, the carpeting (especially the carpeting)…


“George caught using the Force,” via Redditor Egzo.


All right, let’s make something clear: Out of all the shelter kitties, you chose me. And although I may bring certain, shall we say, baggage to the table, I expect nothing less than prompt attention to my needs: Meals on time, regular treats, a broad assortment of squeaky toys, and furniture I may claw at will. Now, do we understand one another…


… or will you force me to unleash… HAROLD?


“Our cat wasn’t too fond of our foster kitten but he loved the box she came in!” says Redditor DontPokeThatPlease.

Ground Control to Major Tomcat

“Roger, Houston, this is Space Cadet One on final approach. The lunar surface is just breathtaking, like a giant litter box. Which is kind of a welcome sight since we’ve been up here a while.”


Mike S. crunches the numbers: “One kitten + one spacesuit = Awww-tronaut. Or Cat-ro-naut…or kitteh-o-naut.”

Surely You Can’t Be Serious!

This was to be his moment. After a lifetime in different cities, different jobs, not one of them showing he could accept any real responsibility, Mr. Jingles would march into that cockpit, take over the controls, and guide that doomed plane and its terrified passengers to safety. Then suddenly, the sickening realization overcame him: he too had the fish for dinner!


Via Adam Rifkin.

We Boop Because We, Um, Something that Means “Care” but Rhymes with “Boop”

Always at the forefront of the zenith of the cutting edge of cuteness research, CuteLabs once again demonstrates its commitment to animal understanding with the development of the Bidirectional Olfactive Oscillation Pod (BOOP), engineered to precisely measure the maximum threshold of kitten nose-touching. CuteLabs: Building Safer Felines of Tomorrow… Today!


Tiger Lifeguard Squad!

One lucky zoogoer in Tokyo caught this tense ResQte with a happy ending: Two white tiger cubs saving a sibling who fell in a pool of water. The plucky cubs just won’t give up until they pluck their pal to safety!

Ah, I Love the Smell of Fresh-Cooked Rice…

… that sweet, starchy aroma filling the kitchen air, anticipating that first moist, sticky bite hot from my bowl… which is amazing when you consider that the thing isn’t even plugged in.


Via Imgur.


How to Give a Back Rub

For young children, offering a back rub can be a thoughtful way to help a parent unwind after a hard day. For best results, follow these steps:

  1. Make sure your parent wants a back rub at this time. (Especially important if your mom is Chancellor of Germany)
  2. Retract claws.
  3. Begin at the shoulder blades, making concentric circles, gradually working down the…
  4. Excuse me, did I stutter back there? RETRACT CLAWS!


Via Rob Bixby.


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