From the Department of Redundancy: Cat Selfies

Yes, Cat Selfies. From the same place where we get Frozen Ice, Free Gifts, Unexpected Surprises!

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That was a blast Rocket News! Thanks to Andrew Y.!

For Starters, Get Your Claws Out of My Eye

Mother of mine, you’re an angel divine, to you I owe all affection
The wisdom you taught can never be bought, it gave me dreams and direction
Always to you I will ever stay true, and never hurt or betray you,
For all you’ve done for your grateful son, how could I ever repay you?

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Photograph by Graham Love. Post dedicated to Geneva Fournier.

Flashback Friday

How to Attract Kittens

Who doesn’t love a visit from one of our favorites, the Kitten! These little cuties are easy to attract and fun to watch!


Start by getting a cow from your local farmer or garden shop, then fill it with milk. Let the milk warm up while you sit on your favorite block of wood.

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Sit in a place where you can get a clear view. And then enjoy the show!

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Three cats, one cow, udder bliss. Photo by Nat Farbman, California 1954. Time Life Pictures/Getty Images.

Peeps, Sorry to Keep Knocking You Senseless, REALLY

But, ya’ll keep coming back and telling us you can handle it…

(Ha, ha, ha! You say it like you believe it!)

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Via Erich in Florida’s Imgur.

Cats are Popping Up Everywhere!

Soon as one goes another one shows up. How do they do it?! It’s like they’re just waiting to appear out of nowhere.

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

The Soft-Sided Pet Carrier Lured Her

And poor Maggie was never seen again.

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“Here is a cute/funny one I took of Maggie the other day! She looks very fierce but is really just stretching and yawning after a cat nap!” -Tammy L.

Cat Fish

An old proverb says: Give a cat a fish, and it will have fish for a day.

Teach a cat to fish, and it will thwack the fishing rod trying to catch another cat, which in turn will just stare at the bouncy feather thing going up and down, boingy-boingy.

And then they will both howl for fish. So just give it to them already.

We Aww Utterly Dumbstruck

So dumbstruck, in fact, that we’re just, bibble bibble bibble bibble bibble bibble…

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To paraphrase, “…………………………………………………………………….!”

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Encore presentayshe and here. Marmie brothers, then and now, via Love Meow.

Self-actualization Course, Tape Five

To realize our life goals, it is often beneficial to simulate the desired success conditions. First, create an environment with items that resemble the desired outcome. Next, perform a concentration exercise by repeating the name of your goal.

“(Goldfish… Goldfish… Goldfish…)”

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“Meet Oliver! He’s still learning to cat,” says Redditor JMackSlug

Juuuuuuuust a Bit Outside

… and so with bases loaded, bottom of the seventh, things are not looking good for rookie pitcher Felix “Popeye” MacGuyre, who just might break the league record for bases walked in this game alone…


Via Matt on Flickr.

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