Order Your Toesday Today!

Toesday Toebeans! But that’s not all! We’ve thrown in peenk tongue-age ABSOLUTELY FREE!

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“This is Ootini, a stray cat that chose us as her new family a year or so ago. She is perched on top of her shelf (she requested the pillow), which is her favorite nap spot. The tongue and the ‘beans were too good to pass up.” -Dave

Caturday Fairy Tail

Once Upon a Kitten

Once there was “A mythical woodland creature tiny abandoned kitten who found a group of friendly giants hikers at a magical forest Red River Gorge, Kentucky. “He clearly cast a spell on us adopted us by using his powers of the Qte following us for half a mile through the woods.” They named him Red.”

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Sender-Inner Lisa J., via Love Meow, with the real story. Photos by Jennifer S. and Eric C.

Flashback Friday

Let’s do the Time Warp again! We’ve got a beehive hairdo, kitch, schmaltz, cheesy xylophone, AND an old-timey newsreel narrator! But wait, there’s also cats so that makes it all better.
It’s just a jump to the left:

And then a step to the right:

Thank You, Brinke and thank YouTube.

Modern Urban Legends

According to folklore, if you look into a mirror and chant “Oh-em-gee, I simply have to tweet a selfie of my face when Bieber dissed Solange on Ellen,” a naked imp will appear and attempt to knock some sense into you.

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“This is my eight month-old Sphynx, Ella. She is always, without fail, incessantly the center of attention,” says sender-inner Jenny S.

From the Department of Redundancy: Cat Selfies

Yes, Cat Selfies. From the same place where we get Frozen Ice, Free Gifts, Unexpected Surprises!

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That was a blast Rocket News! Thanks to Andrew Y.!

For Starters, Get Your Claws Out of My Eye

Mother of mine, you’re an angel divine, to you I owe all affection
The wisdom you taught can never be bought, it gave me dreams and direction
Always to you I will ever stay true, and never hurt or betray you,
For all you’ve done for your grateful son, how could I ever repay you?

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Photograph by Graham Love. Post dedicated to Geneva Fournier.

Flashback Friday

How to Attract Kittens

Who doesn’t love a visit from one of our favorites, the Kitten! These little cuties are easy to attract and fun to watch!


Start by getting a cow from your local farmer or garden shop, then fill it with milk. Let the milk warm up while you sit on your favorite block of wood.

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Sit in a place where you can get a clear view. And then enjoy the show!

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Three cats, one cow, udder bliss. Photo by Nat Farbman, California 1954. Time Life Pictures/Getty Images.

Peeps, Sorry to Keep Knocking You Senseless, REALLY

But, ya’ll keep coming back and telling us you can handle it…

(Ha, ha, ha! You say it like you believe it!)

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Via Erich in Florida’s Imgur.

Cats are Popping Up Everywhere!

Soon as one goes another one shows up. How do they do it?! It’s like they’re just waiting to appear out of nowhere.

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Via Daily Picks and Flicks.

The Soft-Sided Pet Carrier Lured Her

And poor Maggie was never seen again.

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“Here is a cute/funny one I took of Maggie the other day! She looks very fierce but is really just stretching and yawning after a cat nap!” -Tammy L.

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