Let There Be Cat

And God created Dog in His image, only backwards, and gave Dog dominion over the trees and hydrants. And Dog saw he was alone, and whimpered pitifully.

And thus did the Lord take a bone from Dog, even though he was still chewing it, and from it created Cat. And He spake into Dog, saying “Behold, I give thee Cat, to serve as companion and helpmate to thee.”

And Cat said “Whoa, screw that noise, pappy. I ain’t taking orders from nobody, let alone Captain Mange, here. Now, if you’ll excuse me, I gotta take a nap before bedtime.”

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But the Cat on April Fools

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Sees the sun going down

And the eyes in his head

See the world spinning round.


Via Rocket News, no foolin’.

I’m Working on a Really Big Hairball…

… can I eat some of your hair?

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Rite of Sproing

The Catalonia Dance Company is proud to announce its 2014-2015 ballet season, starting with Prawn Lake, starring featured dancer Meowkhail Baryshnikat.

Fly Cat, by Flickr-er 氣質 美少年.

Woooo, Lookin’ Good!

Cats always look good. Now they are helping hoomins look good too. Or maybe they’re just giving ‘em a good licking.

Frîncu Mihai’s YouTube.

The Sweet Life of Chief Brody’s Cat

(Oh, man, this scam works like a dream. I just put on the shark suit, hum that “dun-dun-dun-dun” theme music, and this bozo drops the kibble and runs out of the house screaming! And the best part is, I have it all to myself… Wait, what’s that music coming from behind me?)

Via kcxd on Flickr.

Maru’s Toebeans

In the world of toebeans there is one that connects us all, over and over again.

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Those are some clean beans!

From: The book “I am Maru.”

Don’t Touch Me There

You nose I don’t like it when you do that.

Oh What A Night

I barely got any sleep at ALL last night! All I remember is getting a few Zzzs and then the pouncing on blankets started, then the scratching on doors and then the melodramatic yowling and then I could NOT fall back to sleep. It was terrible.

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Hello Cute !! My name is Miaouquitchoune The Famous and I am a French blue point and white Scottish fold and I am…cute ;) Look at me ;) I am also fun !!! -Laetitia Mercier et Pierre-Henri Dubois.

You Are Getting Sleepy, Very Sleepy

You will feed me, pet me, play with me. Feed me, pet me, play with me. Feed me, pet me, play with me.

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Via CatgifPage.