The Cute Overload Guide to Surviving a Comcast Telephone Cancellation Request

Start of call: The representative seems courteous and helpful, and merely has a few questions to assist with the cancellation process. Although the questions appear unduly personal, you may ease any stress of the experience by looking at this picture of a smiling tiger cub clouded leopard.

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Minute six: Although theoretically willing to assist with the cancellation, the representative is concerned that your desire to abandon such a caring, loving service may be due to latent feelings of resentment of one or both parents, and suggests weekly therapy along with a complimentary 20 Mbps upgrade. During this phase, you may need to gaze at this bunny for strength.

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Minute eighteen: Now sobbing into his mouthpiece, the representative demands to know, to learn, to feel the reasons why you have chosen to break the heart of this fine service that exists only to serve you. Was it that one time the Game of Thrones season finale got all blocky? That wasn’t our fault, dammit! During this phase, hide all sharp objects and secure any firearms you may own. This kitten represents your last best chance to retain your sanity. Good luck.

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The inspiration for this post, if you need it.

Let’s See What’s On Craigslist

ROOM FOR RENT: Furnished room available in luxury birdhouse. Quiet neighborhood, close to park, shopping, birdbath, etc. Ideal tenant should enjoy cats, reggae music, and being eaten. Ideal short-term housing for transient with no family or connections in area. Inquire in person.

  • cats are OK — purrr
  • dogs are OK — wooof
  • birds are OK — chomp

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What’s Cooking?

“Aw, youse ladies should not have to see this. Breaks me tender heart, it does. Poor Gertrude, cut down in the prime of her years, and for what? Shake ‘n Bake! Ain’t no justice in this world, is there, Charlie?”

“That’s right! They won’t even share — er, I mean they don’t even care!”

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I Think This Place Is Bugged

I’ve had this feeling for days now: haunting me, gnawing at me, the shadowy dread that tells me I’m not alone. Also, rocks don’t usually have blinking red lights on them, so there’s that little detail…

A Pallas’s cat gets curious about a video camera been placed in the enclosure. Via Laughing Squid.

Invasion of the Kitty Snatchers

We were all so grateful when our Miss Whiskers came back home, and yet she seems… different. She doesn’t hog the sofa anymore, she cleans up her own hairballs, she’s not aloof like she used to be — she actually seems… interested in us.

According to Metro UK, this Cardiff cat seems to be mocking its own “missing” poster — or is it (raises eyebrow) an entirely different cat?!

High Five!

The winner of this year’s 10K Tinman Endurance BMX Race was greeted by a cheering crowd, fireworks, confetti cannons, a marching band, a congratulatory kiss from 2014 Miss Slippery Slope Saddle Soap, and of course the $5,000 prize.

The next morning, the last-place finisher arrived to a somewhat more subdued reaction…

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Stop By Today! For All Your Essential Caturday Needs!

Peeps, CO is your Caturday destination, all in one convenient location! We offer exceptional service and plenty of free parking! Come on down!

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I’m a super model” A year ago we took the two kittens off a family whose cat had her first litter. When we visited recently, the Mom had another litter and this was the last one remaining. Seeing his lively spirit and no-nonsense attitude, we immediately fell in love and gave in: we decided there and then to have a third one. Meet Piccolino, or “Little One”. He is already the master of his one year old brother and sister. PS: We now know He is a She ….” -Jay, aka Flickerer johey24.

Gettin’ Kitten Smitten

The three little kittens put on their mittens and drank up all the meelks

Holding bottles dear, they wiggle their ears

And we all shall perish from the squeaks.

“These little kitties love holding their bottle when they eat.” Angie says, “They are used to it and won’t accept the bottle the other way.” -Love Meow.

Wackadoodle Wednesday

First up, Sir Lucifer Flufflypants and his redonkadorable wackadoodle baby blues par excellence!

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Move over wackadoodle kitty, this wackadoodle owlio wants a whack at the wackadoodle eye!

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Woah not so fast, now it’s wackadoodle sealio with wackadoodle eyes burning a hole in your very soul!

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Sir Lucifer Fluffypants. Kimupiko‘s owl on Twitter. Sea lion via Pinterest.

The Three Phases of Baroo

Or, more like the three faces of baroo.

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“Since this seems to be the latest trend on CO, here´s my boy, Lugosi (with ginger queen, Ruby and his tabby brother, Spider) doing his ultimate kitty baroo. They´re all sitting on the balcony ledge, wondering with amazement who that is sticking her head out the bedroom window at them….” (Who? Who could it be??? It’s CO’s very own Barbarella Buchner a.k.a.) -The Mad Cat Lady!

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