Tonight, you rest easy knowing that one of the MANY questions you constantly ask yourself is finally answered: Just how many kilograms of fish can one cat carry? Inquiring Japanese minds found the answer for you! Click below to find out—and, sleep well, my friends.
Hey, Amurrricans, get some rest before the big day tomorrow! I’m gonna barbeque me some hamburglers and drink a berr. You?
T.G.I.H. (that’s ‘h’ for holiday)
MK Ferg strikes again!
Kitten: [Looks at a dog that can one-bite him] "Aw yeah—Playground Central!™"
Dog: [shifty eyes] "Don’t even think—"
Dog: [eyeballs kitten size versus his own mouth size] "uh Boy. Here we go."
Kitten: "SCALING MONT MASTIFF!!!"
Dog: [eye roll]
Kitten: [Irish accent] "ah! Pullin’ over me covers fer a long winters nap!"
Dog: [thinking] "You’ve got to be kidding me—he does accents?!"
Kitten: [Looking dog straight in the eye] "Same time tomorrow?"
Dog: [Thinking] "With some Béarnaise sauce, you’d taste pretty good!"
Brilliant submission from Jennifer C. from the Animal Liberation Front site.
Excerpted from Yahoo:
WEST MILFORD, N.J. – A black bear picked the wrong yard for a jaunt,running into a territorial tabby who ran the furry beast up atree—twice.
Jack, a 15-pound orange and white cat, keeps a close vigil on hisproperty, often chasing small animals, but his owners and neighbors sayhis latest escapade was surprising.
Neighbor Suzanne Giovanetti first spotted Jack’s accomplishment after her husband saw a bear climb a tree on the edge of their northern New Jersey property on Sunday. Giovanetti thought Jack was simply looking up at the bear, but soon realized the much larger animal was afraid of the hissing cat.
After about 15 minutes, the bear descended and tried to run away, but Jack chased it up another tree
Dickey, who feared for her cat, then called Jack home and the bear scurried back to the woods. "He doesn’t want anybody in his yard," Dickey said.
Thanks for sending in, Amy F.!
It’s muy difficile, but… they… must… TRY!
Burly CEO Josh B. sent this in from Immerge Technologies and Simone M. ;)
[Cute police siren]
These cats are UNDER ARREST.
There is far too much floof going on here, and it must be stopped before someone gets hurt. INDIVIDUALLY they possess entirely too much floof, and together, well, together—THINK OF THE CHILDREN!
There hasn’t been a violation this bad since, well, this guy.
Tammy C.—we’re going downtown.
[Cute Police siren]
Well said, Hilary S.!
Just like our dear little friend Pricilla, "Isis" the cat makes a sudden appearance out from UNDER THE COVERS OMG PON1ES!!! BBQ!!!
[Clenching sheets for dear life] aaaaaaaaaaah!
…I’m sure it won’t be the first time Mr. Colbert plays the kitten card! [shaking fist at sky]
Good night, everyone :)