I’m not as think as you drunk I am

…oh, and pass the Nip, yo.What?! [paw up incredulously]Pass_the_spliff

File under “A” (FOR ADORABLE)

Debbie H. hates it when she finds kitten Ruby pretending to have a day job. Says Debbie; “She’s a real ‘Type-A’ kitten—always organizing. But come tax time, it’s a big help.”Ruby_debbie_hawley_1

Pupshoe vs. catshoe

Which one is more uncomfortable?Dogshoevs.Catshoe_1

New Kitten Swiffers®

For one low, low price, this roving pack of kittens will clean your floors. Act now, and we’ll give you a FREE Hamster WetJet Duct Cleaner™ and Pomeranian Shoe Shine™!Mike_3_1Thanks, Mike ;)

Colonel Cupcake will be your date this evening

He’s wearing a tux that says “Hey!” [paw double guns] May I have this dance? No? maybe some other time then?Showhost_2Colonel Cupcake is wearing Zack Meyers this season.

Rule of Cuteness #14: If an everyday, small item makes you look small, it’s cute

Would you just look at the size of that green Post-It® note next to this kittens’ litter box?

Now, look at the Post-Its® on your desk—now look at the kitten. Repeat!

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Extreme close up!

Is this what a mouse sees seconds before being (licked and) eaten?Img_2724Click for an even larger image!Img_2692_2Alertly pointed out by Sparky, from the Shisso blog.

Eye of the Tiger

Risin’ up, back on the streetDid my time, took my chan-an-cesWent the distance, now I’m back on my feetJust a kitten and his will to surviiiiiiiive!Minewexerciseinstrutor_1Huge props to Cori and Melina ;)

Luuuuuurp!

[singsong voice] I’m dee Kutest Kitten in dee World™ and I OWN you! la la lee [end singsong]Cleaningtime_1Thanks, AmazingCatCollection.com ;)

Cat Bath™

I hate you

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I hate you

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I looooooooove you [gargling purr sound]

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Alertly point out by Kora Manheimer!

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