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Really, I do; it’s a very stylish sweater. Matches my eyes and everything. It’s just that (gasp!) it’s just a (wheeze!) skosh too tight, is the problem.

Gee, it looked bigger in the pattern book, Lily C.

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… wind-up mousies, jingling-bell balls, catnip rolling papers, invisible things only cats can see, scratching posts… Watch your step, please…

Cat-a-vator technology has certainly improved since the old days:

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I’m cornered! CORNERED I TELL YOU

by Meg on February 27, 2010

HALP HALP! Halp me, Caturday! Help me Tom Cruise!

Margaret G., I think you better call for back-up.

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It’s Been a Long Winter…

by Prongs on February 27, 2010

When the Cat bypasses you to take a turn under the Seasonal Affective Disorder Lamp, you know you’re in trouble.

Spring is soon, Michelle B.

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Make No Mistake, The Cat Did It.

by Prongs on February 26, 2010

She told me she was disciplined in interior design. How was I supposed to know that she’d “fringe” all the slipcovers and then blame it on me?

That is one crafty cat, Wendy C.

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So much cleaner and quieter than those yucky human babies, and when it’s a teenager, it’ll never come home from school covered in tattoos and piercings.

Says proud mama Melissa C., “This is Bimmer the day we brought him home from the shelter.”

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We interrupt our regular cuteness for this breaking story: A hamster has barricaded itself inside a roll of paper towels outside the Acme Wood Shavings factory.

The hamster’s motives are unclear at this time, but police fear there may be hostages involved. A SWAT negotiator is attempting to talk to the hamster now.

And we’re getting word now that the hamster is asking for food to be sent in, which means these negotiations could drag on well into the evening…

And now the negotiator is delivering a slice of apple to the hamster…

And we’re being told that the hamster has passed out! Yes, the magic SWAT apple did the trick, and so the crisis is over! Now back to Meg and Theo in the studio!

Our thanks to freelance cute-porter Sophie R. for these dramatic images.

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If, on some placid afternoon, you hear a faint mewing while cleaning the attic, or rummaging through old clothes, then go to it at once, dear reader, for you are fated to discover… The Mysterious Psychic Talking Kitten Head of the Himalayas!

According to legend, those whom the Kitten Head finds worthy are blessed with a random stream of sage wisdom and visions of the future…

Is there an “off” switch, Jenny M.?

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Follow up! Kitten! is! NAMED!

by Meg on February 23, 2010

We have it on very good authoritay that this kitten has BEEN NAMED!

Congratulations to original owner Dave who (had already ahem) named the kitteh…

LYRA!

See many many maneh more pics of WIN over at Dave’s Flickrrr

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Thanks, Don Pardo! Now, before we begin today’s game, let’s note that No-Name’s eyes seem to reflect a certain, uh, JEAN pool! HA! But now to get down to business: It seems that No-Name’s owners are still up in the air about a name for this ball-of-static-electricity with eyes. So what say you? Can you name this kitten?*

*Exclusions apply, as in it’s *possible* this kitten has already been named.

But maybe you should keep an open mind, because our readers are very creative, Dave M.

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