A Cat and Mouse Game

… and for the 3,749th time, Masie Mouse beat her friend Molly Marmie in hide-and-go-seek.

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Via Reddit.

But All the Same, It Was Totally Our Idea

Not to be outdone by tech giants such as Tesla, Google, and Apple, Cute Overload is proud to announce its plans to build its own self-driving car. The initial prototype consists of a cat driving a Tesla while consulting Google Maps on an iPhone.

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Via Rikki’s Refuge.

New Hope for the Easily Startled

For those suffering from Perpetual Jumpiness Syndrome (PJ’S), there is now a conditioning therapy in which the subject is surrounded by breakable objects while therapists in sheets yell “Boo!”

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Via Reddit.

Next Time, Use Sniffy Lube!

For superior auto service, bring your car to Sniffy Lube.™ The highly trained noses of Sniffy Lube’s expert “me-cat-nics” can smell trouble in your car no matter where it is.

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Via Makoto Satsukawa.

Oh, There Will Be a Boss Fight

The newest game from Obscurity Studios is Call of Booty, a side-scrolling platformer in which you control the Dread Pirate Marvin as he races to save his lady love, Anita Handhere, battling waves of zombies, skeletons, zombie skeletons, and the extremely realistic Atomic Mega-Whapzilla.

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Via spilltojill.

From the C.O. Impractical Joke Files

If you really want to confuse your cat, wait until your cat is sleeping, then tear down your house and rebuild it so that it appears to be on its side.

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Via Kelly Sikkema. (… or you could just call Confuse-A-Cat)

Useless Pointless Cuteness

Pug Washes Your Monitor: Here, let me get that for you… Wait, now this bit’s smeared over here… Oh, and now there’s some drool over here… Dang, this is harder than I thought… (Requires Flash)

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Cat Bounce: Pick ’em up, watch ’em bounce! Hours of amusement! Guaranteed to break the ice at parties! (Requires Flash)

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Koalas to the Max: Use your mouse to divide the circles until you see a picture of a koala. This is the most work you will ever do to see a picture of a koala.

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Found via The Useless Web.

Dreaming of You, Valentine

Dearest valentine, I love you so
Please be my love forever
I’ll hold your hand each time we sleep
And share our dreams together

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Via Reddit.

You Nose I Love You

They look down their noses at us two
And say we’re too diverse
But dog and cat can share love true
For better or for worse

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To me, our strange forbidden love
Smells sweetly as a rose
We may not see eye to eye
But we do see nose to nose

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Bottom photo via Reddit.

What Manner of Wizardry Is This?

Eager for my daily constitutional, I open my front door and find… another door! And yet, though it appear solid, it is but a powdery substance that yields to my very touch and freezes my delicate nose! Gadzooks!

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