Time for a story, then off to bed

Storyteller Thom: "It’s been a looong weekend, Peeps. Time for your story, then off to bed."

[Spaniel looks over at cats in disbelief] "ONE STORY!? no waaaaaaaaaaay!!!"

Bedtimestory

Nice work, Thom P…

Secret Backyard Rendezvous

Boid: "We keel them in their sleep at meednight. AGREEEED?!"
Kitteh: [Nods]
Boid: "Then eet is ees done."

Bokee

Rokkin’ Rule #4 is pretty sweet, Dean W.

Get back to work, Slacker

So, you’re an employee at Cute Overload Headquarters, and your "boss" McKittersons here, demands that you "GET BACK TO WORK MEOW"!

You are *such* a slackerrrr! [singsong]

Mac_kitty

Maria W., He wants that repurrrrrrt on his desk first thing Monday morning.

We loves us some wet pawsitude

As ya’ll know, we loves us some wet pawsitude here at C.O. headquarters. Lil’ stray "Chavo" was found and given a scrubbin’.

Chavo: "Meeeee-allllgh!"

Stray_cat_1

And, ahhhhhhhhhhh….

Stray_guy_2

VikkiRules, it’s true, you do.

Somethin’s amiss

This kitteh has some Runaway Bride eye action going on, and a brilliant display of stubtetude (see tail). The biggest question is, WHERE IS HER FOURTH PAW!? (I swears I didn’t Photoshop it out)

Crazybabychloe

Elizabeth C., WHERE IS IT?

Flooomp.

Question: "What did you do today?"
Marmalade Kitteh Answer: "Oh, I just floomped around."

Floooomp_1

Thanks to the McFloomperson Phill for this one ;)

Cats in boxes part 4590

Howard and Roz sent in this fabu kit-n-box photo. At first you DON’T EVEN SEE the entire cat… THEN YOU DO! Those two eyes starin’ atcha! hee!

Gabeinbox7

Gabe, the cat, thanks for checking the Diet Coke box for any danger… >^•^<

A puppys’ gotta eat

Here’s the story: a cat named Ms. Kitty had kittens but lost the litter. A pup named Smoochie had puppies but is less than interested in her litter. Ms. Kitty adopts Smoochie’s pups.

Oh, and the cat’s owner is seen poking around under a trailer for some reason.

I love trailer park stories, Mindy M.

Hey Bebeh! Wanna git on my bike andzzzzzzzzz

No, seriously, Bebeh, It’s a Suzzzzzzzzzzz[trails off]-zuki motorcycle and it’s awesome, I can tewtelly reach the handlesssszzzzzz.

[A few minutes pass]

No c’mon, Baby, really, let’s go score some milk cow tippingzzzzzz…

Bikerkitteh

Get ‘chur motor runnin’, Sarah R.

Um, could this kitteh follow MORE rules of Cuteness? [Chandler voice]

1. Assuming a snorgling posishe
2. Crossed lower paws
3. Totally vul-nerable (that’s vulnerable + anerable)
4. exhibiting stubtetude (in tail depahtment)
5. Close to a rack

Sleeptastic

Are you happy now? You just added 5 more rules, Robert R.

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