Purring fleece jacket warmer

Don’t EVAR get caught in a cold, purr-less, fleece jacket again! New North Face cat sleeves add warmth AND keep your fleece jacket sleeves in full, upright positions. One cat per arm only.

Bittles

Don’t forget to remove cat(s) before wear, Ken D.

And you thought I was ridiculous

I love it when someone writes and and out-ridiculouses me. This is such a time. Alert reader Carrie G. has just educated me on what she calls "sea urchin belly" a delightful form of fur overflow when her kitteh Scout sits like this:

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C.O.X.C.U.:

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LOL, girl! L to the O to the L.

Tiny tiger tongued toes

As far as Cute overloading goes, I think having a baby tiger lick your toes might send you into a C.O. coma. Authorities should really look into it as a way to subdue perps.

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Thanks to Taylor M. and his girlfriend Kaela who visited a Puerto Vallarta Tiger Reserve and remain in critical (but stable) overload condish.

Hello Sears? Have I got a photo shoot for YOU

Have you been to Sears portrait studio recently? They do AWESOME work. Let me tell you, I am not kidding. 2 years ago, Sparky and I and our roommate, The Dude went to Sears for a ‘family’ portrait, and it was AWESOME. They take good care of you there, the quality rocks, and I spent 15 hours looking at their prop selections.

I love that someone brot their turtle and kitteh in for a portrait. That cat is all: "WTF? I can’t cuddle with this!" The turtle is all "Ehn!"

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Justin V., Tossing Rituals brand coffee crystals in your direction (sorry, inside joke, we lerrrve the coffee creamer powder at the office called ‘Rituals’)

Camp Kittdelton

A TEN HUT LITTLE KITTEHS!

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QUIT yer bunk sleepin’ and git out to the yard!

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There’ll be no sleepin’ on my WATCH!

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Glass bunks brot to you by Tracy B. ;)

Various and sundry items

Submitter Erin P. says: "This is my cat Aeon. He is groceries.* I know it looks staged, but he totally crammed himself in there."

Oh, we know a thing or two about cats cramming into places. Stheriouswee.

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* He is? OOOOOOOOO-Kaaaaaaay….

Complete and total mayhem

OK, this is one of the funniest photos I’ve seen in a long time. Check it, left to right:

Kitten 1: [Gnawing on own leg] "THIS IS SOME CRAZY SHIT, MAN"
Kitten 2: [Getting assaulted by a bro, and chomping on a foot in return] "Sayonara TOESVILLE!"
Kitten 3: (Lower middle) [Assaulting bro, eyes clenched shut] "Ye shall perish!!!"
Kitten 4: (Back) [Looking for an exit from Crazyville] "Mommeeeeeee!"
Kitten 5: (Center of pile) "Could be worse, I could be in the eleven-kitten mosh pit!"
Kitten 6: [Has no idea where his own limbs are, getting hit in face] "Don’t touch the merch, mofo!"
Kitten 7: (Bottom right legs) "LAAATE!"

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A.J. Mee—stherweeouswee—new levels of redonkulousness. Thank you.

Bengalicious

Oh, Nika. Did you THINK we would even consider passing up your delightful Bengal kitteh?

And did you THINK for ONE SECOND we wouldn’t have a SPIDEY SENSE that you kept the best photo for last of this kitteh on your site? (The belly one)

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PurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrNika  >^•^<

WAY TOO MANY joke possibilities…

TOO…

MUCH…

JOKE…

POTENCH!

MUST…

REFRAIN!

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Seriously, John M., you’ve GOT to be kidding.

Maybe we should submit this to Stuff on my Cat.com

This kitteh wins Most Patient Kitteh Award.

The baby rat with it’s leg dangling near the cat’s mouth wins Ballsiest Bebeh Award.

Check it, the cats’ got ten eyes-glued-shut-delectable-rat-bebehs on her back. For crying out loud, that’s like sitting with a half dozen Krispy Kremes on my head.Must… not… eat!

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Really, there is some serious potench gulpitude going on here, Susan C.

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