Flooomp.

Question: "What did you do today?"
Marmalade Kitteh Answer: "Oh, I just floomped around."

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Thanks to the McFloomperson Phill for this one ;)

Cats in boxes part 4590

Howard and Roz sent in this fabu kit-n-box photo. At first you DON’T EVEN SEE the entire cat… THEN YOU DO! Those two eyes starin’ atcha! hee!

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Gabe, the cat, thanks for checking the Diet Coke box for any danger… >^•^<

A puppys’ gotta eat

Here’s the story: a cat named Ms. Kitty had kittens but lost the litter. A pup named Smoochie had puppies but is less than interested in her litter. Ms. Kitty adopts Smoochie’s pups.

Oh, and the cat’s owner is seen poking around under a trailer for some reason.

I love trailer park stories, Mindy M.

Hey Bebeh! Wanna git on my bike andzzzzzzzzz

No, seriously, Bebeh, It’s a Suzzzzzzzzzzz[trails off]-zuki motorcycle and it’s awesome, I can tewtelly reach the handlesssszzzzzz.

[A few minutes pass]

No c’mon, Baby, really, let’s go score some milk cow tippingzzzzzz…

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Get ‘chur motor runnin’, Sarah R.

Um, could this kitteh follow MORE rules of Cuteness? [Chandler voice]

1. Assuming a snorgling posishe
2. Crossed lower paws
3. Totally vul-nerable (that’s vulnerable + anerable)
4. exhibiting stubtetude (in tail depahtment)
5. Close to a rack

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Are you happy now? You just added 5 more rules, Robert R.

It’s official—reader Briana T. is nuts

So, a while back, we posted a kitteh that exhibited some unesscessary paws-uptitude while sleeping. This cat had two limbs hanging in the air, for really no apparent reason.

But that’s not important right now (say in Leslie Nielsen voice.) What’s important is that Briana T. has decided that this cat is Burl Ives reincarnated in the form of Sam the Snowman.

Well, obvy, she has a good point, there. Voilà the side-by-side comparison.


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Briana T., you’re Officially Nuts™.

Sometimes, [head tilt] Kittehs need rehab

Don’t let this happen to your kitteh. Perfectly good cats are WASTING THEIR LIFES snorgling catnip. Just look at this flailing-limbed-kitteh ("The Golden Egg" is his name, apparently. Sounds like a Hippeh.) He is completely out of control, snorting bush after bush of nip, laying there like a bum. Crimminy. What is with KITTEHS TODAY?

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On second thot, looks like a great way to spend the afternoon, Jorden C….

Saturday morning morsel

Just a little kitten morsel to start off your day.

Please meet Mr. Jackie Chan, Kitten Esq. at your service. (Luuuurve the chipmunk-esque stripe)

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Nice name, Jenni W.

Boxingk match

Dees faucet box! I SHALL NOT LET HER WEEN!

I shall defeat her—WEETH ALL MY STRENGTH! rarrrrrrrrgh! [pushing against wall]

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No-tingk ees safe—zee sides of zee box, ZAY WEEL PEREESHE!

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[NAWM NAWM] [Belly flops out]

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[Suddenly stops] Bah—Oui? [Tiny paw sticks out, back leg trembles]

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BON, Keeeem S.!

This is the LAST place he’ll look!

LOL—this is "Ratty" the rat hidingk under "Hemingway" the cat. Apparently, Hemingway spent 15 years chasing rats and has had it. This is soooo Tom and Jerry, I love it.

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Rock and roll, Jordan D.