OMG, soooo typical of these two

Pup: "Dewd."
Kitteh:
[Annoyed] "What."

Pup: "Get up and get me a milk bone?"
Kitteh: "In yer dreams, Tiny." [Looks at camera, makes a ‘she’s crazy’ motion with paw]

Pup: "Shut up, I’m not tiny"
Kitteh: "I have an idea, YOU shut up and get me a Pounce treat."

[Hours pass]

Kitteh: "Whatevs, I’ll get it."

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Muchas thanks to pets Trixie, Gracie, and sender-inner Trice D. ;)

Deals, Deals, Deals!

Cat stuck in window sill: "Fabulous. Just what I need. First I’m stuck in this window sill, now Mr. McBeadersons here."
Mr. McBeadersons: "Top o’ the mornin"

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C.S.I.T.W.S: "Let me out of herrrrrrrrrre!"
Mr. McBeadersons: [Sniffs out selling opportunity]

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Mr. McBeadersons: [seizing opportunity] "You know, [paw on pane] these Ultra Millguard wood panes hold in 28% more heat and keep out street noise…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: [In disgust] "McBeadersons, I’m not interested in your junk—"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "…I’ve got a red shoebox outside you might be interested in…"
C.S.I.T.W.S: "ooh!" [suddenly interested] "A box? How much?"
Mr. McBeadersons:
[whispers price]

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Mr. McBeadersons:
"Comes with a free neck massage." [tiny claws dig in]
C.S.I.T.W.S:
"Oh!"

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Mr. McBeadersons: "Yep, another deal done. I didn’t win ratsperson of the year for nuthin’."
C.S.I.T.W.S: [snoring]

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Sooo many peeps sent this one in, it’s imposs to list them all. Thanks, everyone. The photographer unknown, and the series is floating around in emails.

This week on C.O. Reality TV

3 kittehs

2 Pups

1 parrot

2 hams.

WHO WILL WIN ONE MEEEELLION DOLLARS? [paw up to side of mouth]

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This kitteh certainly cannot be bothered with a show like that. OK, cancelled! [singsong] (Thanks anyway, Sarah M.)

I can see… an ocean in yer eyes…

…OK, OK, sorry for the 9TH GRADE pick-up-line title there. However, may I point out "I see an ocean in your eyes" is not nearly as bad as "I have something in my… eye!" [leaning in for the kiss.] THAT wins worst line evar. Worked too—right, Dave?

But serious, you CAN see teeny boats in them thar eyes.

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"Zip" the kitten is the sweetest name. Thanks, Julie B. >^•^<

MMMMMMMM, grasshopper-y

Mmmmm, fresh local grasshoppèrrrrre…

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[Paw up to face, thinking] I shall enjoy heem weeth a white wine sauce…

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[Licks whiskers] weeth a leetle salt and peppères…

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Right, chef Nathan M.? ;)

Holy WATER BILL

Check it!

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Love the cackling, Erin C….

INTERSPEECHE snugglin’

Remember when these two squirrels were "talking about retirement"?

I wonder what "Thumpère" and "Reggie" are talking about? Prolly plans to go Florida for Christmas.

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Kristie P., May the paws on your shoulder be warm and have claws retracted.

I’m staying in my pajamas all day and you can’t stop me

I’m all smooooshed up, and I refuse to move.

OK, I’d move for a frozen Snickers, but that’s about it.

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Cid and Raymi—thanks once again… ;)

Just for safety purposes—

Please consider following this advice.Very, very wise.

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Kurtis H., Thanks for the +5 Cuteness. We might need it.

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Baroo!? [Kitteh looks up]

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Showin’ off his stubdetude…

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AND Tiny mouf action…

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OK, make that REALLY tiny mouf action.
Sent in by Wong C.Y.—You are brilliant.

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