There is like, nothing on right now

OMG, who is asleep at the wheel on the remote? How many times do I have to hear Jack Bauer whisper-yell into his cell phone? [Does Jack Bauer imitation holding paw up as 'cell phone'] "I repeat, Chloe! get me a VISUAL ON THE BUILDING NOW!" Will someone please fast-forward this crapulence? Frak!

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Olga L., pass the remote

“Hon? Where’s my sunhaaaaaat?”

"Hon? Where’s the cat leeeeeeeash?"

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"Hon?"

"Hon, you there?"

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Thanks, ‘Turbo’ the Kitteh and sender-inner Victoria T.

T.L.C.

As in The Littlest Cutest kitten EVAH! Are those really PINK FOAM casts? Really?

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I dont know who sent in Manukka_post_op but I’m givin you a chest bump high five right now. 

Yogurt Kitteh Before and After

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And, oh, the aftermath…

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Rebecca F. received these in an email. Too—too moishe…

Meanwhile, over at C.O. Dream Headquarters…

…Only two kittens per lap, People. no pushing!

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Aaaaaaah. one day, we’ll have our own office, right Audrey C.?

Kitteh Tree Testing Services®

[Cliff Claven voice] Yup. Might wanna have yer tree looked at by the, uh expert, here.

Lemme just check her out. [flexes branches] Everything seems in, ah, order here.

Juuuuuuuuust checkin’ her out. [tastes pine needles]

Yep. Pretty good er, tree there.

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Robert B. says Ophelia kitteh administered her tests, and thankfully, the tree is a good, sturdy one.

Must we point this out to you?

Just check the label—THIS IS CUTE

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End of story.

>^•^<

Thanks for clarifyin’, Andrew, Ali and Bailey

I’M ON UR OVEN…

…TOASTIN’ MY ‘TOCKZ

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Ah. Sometimes, these things just write themselves. (Thanks Sender-Inner "little gator" and tock-toaster "The Empress Lydia"

It’s like a cute version of the Godfather PART DEUX

Rufus-Pup was the first one to teach us that re-enacting a scene from The Godfather can be cute. Here we go again. In a Children’s Used Books Store of all places.

Holy Horse Heads, People!

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Caroline G., it’s a photo we can’t refuse.

They’re just enormous kittens, really

Lorrrrp. Glorrrp.
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Shlorrrrrrp.
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One last late-night Doorly bit, and I’m off to bed.  It’s laaaaazy time.  ‘Night, peeps!

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