A complete disregard for waving paws

Kitteh: Wave wave wave

Pup: [looks down]

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Pup: [Pins kitteh to floor]

Kitteh: "Errr…. mee-alghe?"

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;) Brandi D.!

Oh, Reeemooote, I love you so moishe

Precious, prehhhhh-shus Remoooootte.

You breeng me soish happinays.

Stay weeth me right here. [pet pet]

Sweeeet Reeeeeeemoooooote….

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Bee-boo-boo boo-bee-boo-boo![sound of numbers being punched] to Brandi D.

It’s called thread count, People. And it matters.

and it makes all the differeeeeeence in your upholstery [stretch]

On second thought—maybe not…

You can eat half a dozen Krispy Kremes on any fabric.

Pass the remote, Dahling.

Streeetch
Nicole M.—delishe composishe.

Sunbeam + nyahm, nyahm, yahm

Nyahm, nyaaaahm nyaaaaaahhhm [falls asleep in beam]

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Turns out that "Hobbes" kitteh was actually pounced upon later by fellow kitteh Calvin. Not even a kitteh can catch a McBreak, right Emily B.?

Tiny honk-shoes reverberating in a slipper

Ssssssssssh! If you listen closely, you can hear them!

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C.O.S.E. (Cute O Sound Effects)
Honk-shu (regular sleep)[38K]
Mini Honk-shus (deep sleep)[40K]

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Thanks to LizZZZZZZZZZZ [trails off]

It’s Kitten Law: To every action there is an equal but opposite reaction

These two are Newtonrific!1160943179558Shout out to La Déesse and her kitten kissage!

OOCED: Meow-llo-ween

First of all, People, I did NOT make up "Meow-llo-ween." I simply cannot take credit. But when someone wishes you a "Happy Meowlloween!" you must pass it on.  So, Happy Meowlooowee—HOLY KITTEH KRAZY EYES!!!

Gaaaaaaaaaagh

Teh Arnold Family RULEZ

Wednesdays suuuuuck! [singsong]

Stherious. ‘Hump’ day? WHO came up with that? Hallmark? For crying’ out loud, can’t we just fast-forward to the weekend already?!

Crap.

Someone git me a martini.

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Heeeeeeeeeee, Jacqueline W…

Is our Halloween candy ready!?

Because, you should count on AT LEAST HALF OF IT going to your kitteh.

Serious.

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"GLURP!" said Huntère the Kitteh. [Took 37 licks to git to the centre, according to Lori S.]

I know cats like enclosed spaces, but this is ridiculous

Um. Sir Puddles? Could you please vacate mah basket? I need it for like, bread rolls and stuff.

Stoooofed

"Jake" the basket-snatchère care o’ Lori S.