Denim Pinup Poses

Pinup Kitteh here is giving Betty Page a run for her money.

"Mer-rowr?"

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Mer-rowrlgh. [Yahm yahm. of paw]

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Nyerhe!

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Tessa S.—you have OVERLOADED the OVERLOAD today. And I mean that.

One-a these kids is doin’ his own thing

One-a these kids is not like the others

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Tessa S.—you MUST be stopped.

This just in: Kittehs have EVOLVED!

Evolved Kitteh mutant "Amstel" is proof that OPPOSABLE THUMBS aren’t just for humans and monkehs any more. Soon, kittehs everywhere will be turning doorknobs, using can-openers, and programming C++.

WATCH OUT, PEOPLE!

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Amstel in the sink, evolved to drinking straight outta the tap. What’s next? Fixing the plumbing herself can’t be far behind.

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This is the best part. Sender-inner Kathleen A. says that "Amstel" reminds her of a Star Wars AT-AT (with honkin’ feet). High-larious.

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Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

J.C. Penney’s portrait studio

Oh dear sender-inner Tanner. Do you realize you are the Mario Testino of kitteh photography!? Behold your sweet lighting capabilities! Let’s get together to make millions on Cat Calendars STAT!

Below is Tanner’s kitteh: "JC Penney’s" I am not making this name up. At least he didn’t call her "Target" or—gasp—"Montgomery Ward’s".

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The coy part of the shoot:

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Getting coy nooooooow (Sing in ‘Rocky’ theme song)

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And stretch-it-out-and-one—and-two [aerobics instructor voice]

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Note serious curled paw action in background and rare visual on kitteh paw webbing. Nice work, Tanner M.

Puttin’ on the MOVES

My dahlink—don’t say a word

[puts paw over your mouth]

Just….let me keeeeess

[Whiskers quiver]

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"Bubby" and Kimberly, sittin’ in a tree! (you know the rest) 

Still…hungover….(Literally!)

OMG, New Years was very fun, and I’m still hungover. Hope ya’ll welcomed the new year with a bang.

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Happy New Year, Cara H.!

Cruisin’ New Years Party Hopper

Wooooooooooooooooooooo! Parteh! Let’s go to the next one! woooooooooo!!!

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Yow! Parteh! Rally! Let’s go to Tipsy Pookins place, he’s got beerrrrrzzzzzzzzz!

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Have fun tonight, Peeps! You too, Kelly B.

Galileo gets a bath

Now playing on CuteCast:

 

Nice submishe, Stella!

Stella says: "This is my kitten, hes about 7or 8 months old in this vid. He gets abath every week cause im allergic to cats. He doesnt mind cause hesbeen having them every week since he was a baby, he just yowls when itake him out cause he gets cold. poor kitten :-("

You can submit a video to CuteCast too.

Meanwhile, over in the English garden

"I DARESAY!" [English accent] "You can hahdly get good service these days. I order a Pellagrino HOURS AGO and end up having to DRINK out of this common garden fountain. I’m so annoyed that even my cataloons are bunched up. LOOK at THEM!"

[Puts ears back]

"Dreadful! simply dreadful!"

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Horrid, Erick R. Just horrid.

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