Purrrrrrrrr…durrrrrrrrrr

You can just hear it, can’t you? The purringk?If daisies could purr, it’s be like:

Kitteh: "purrrrrrrrr"

[kitteh paw touches daisy]

Daisy: "durrrrrrrrr"

Together: "purrrr-durrrr" [repeat]

Purrrrrrrrrrr

I didn’t say this site made sense, Sue T. ;)

Do NOT look up

Because Sylvie the kitteh might attack your brains.

Here is Sylvie as a junior kitteh, starting with Her First Door Jamb®

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Then, she graduated to shower door lounging…

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And then, hanging out on the fixtures! [Paws singe-ing sounds] ssssssssss

Oh, and don’t miss teeny paw reflection in the mirror ;)

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Um, Sylvie? You’re making me a SKOOOSH nervous sittin’ up thar. How about coming down and staying a while?

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Holy balancing, Kathryn JW B.!

Don’t just stand there, pass the remote

Paws up, check

Belly out, check

Remote accessible, check

Caught loafing around, CHIZZECK!

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"Polly" caught looking like a potato with four toothpick legs sticking out of it by Jess H.

Um…

Paws down, this has got to be one of my favorite images ever posted to C.O.

It’s like SCREAMING to be made into a STACK of beautiful cards with this image printed on the front.

It’s says so much! [say in ridiculous over-the-top voice while clutching chest] 

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Beautifully done. I’ve come to the conclusion that I’m a sucker for the macro lens, People.

Denim Pinup Poses

Pinup Kitteh here is giving Betty Page a run for her money.

"Mer-rowr?"

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Mer-rowrlgh. [Yahm yahm. of paw]

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Nyerhe!

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Tessa S.—you have OVERLOADED the OVERLOAD today. And I mean that.

One-a these kids is doin’ his own thing

One-a these kids is not like the others

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Tessa S.—you MUST be stopped.

This just in: Kittehs have EVOLVED!

Evolved Kitteh mutant "Amstel" is proof that OPPOSABLE THUMBS aren’t just for humans and monkehs any more. Soon, kittehs everywhere will be turning doorknobs, using can-openers, and programming C++.

WATCH OUT, PEOPLE!

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Amstel in the sink, evolved to drinking straight outta the tap. What’s next? Fixing the plumbing herself can’t be far behind.

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This is the best part. Sender-inner Kathleen A. says that "Amstel" reminds her of a Star Wars AT-AT (with honkin’ feet). High-larious.

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Ani-pals in a Mondrian frame

Ooooooh, what better way to start your new year than with a SCHWEET desktop (measures a whopping 5100 pixels wide, People) for your computer?

Download this mofo pronto!

Cutest... Desktop... EVAR

Awesome work, Cassandra P. Nice choices!

J.C. Penney’s portrait studio

Oh dear sender-inner Tanner. Do you realize you are the Mario Testino of kitteh photography!? Behold your sweet lighting capabilities! Let’s get together to make millions on Cat Calendars STAT!

Below is Tanner’s kitteh: "JC Penney’s" I am not making this name up. At least he didn’t call her "Target" or—gasp—"Montgomery Ward’s".

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The coy part of the shoot:

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Getting coy nooooooow (Sing in ‘Rocky’ theme song)

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And stretch-it-out-and-one—and-two [aerobics instructor voice]

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Note serious curled paw action in background and rare visual on kitteh paw webbing. Nice work, Tanner M.

Puttin’ on the MOVES

My dahlink—don’t say a word

[puts paw over your mouth]

Just….let me keeeeess

[Whiskers quiver]

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"Bubby" and Kimberly, sittin’ in a tree! (you know the rest) 

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