Reality-Casual Friday

Greets, Peeps.  Happy Friday!  Theo here, slapping up a quick mindbender in between Meg postingks.  It’s been a long week.  I’m all done with facing stark tedious reality head-on.  Ees now tyme for… ze SURREAL.
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I picked these two little lovelies out of the submissions to "What’s Cuter?" …the morphing is my own dastardly design.  It was a bit eerie how well they fit together.
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Rule of Cuteness #29 AND 30!

OK, People, this is UN-PEE-RESS-A-DENTED!

Not one but TWO rules of Cuteness at ONCE! [hyperventilating]

I might have to sit down.

RULE #29: If you flex your paws repeatedly in a kneading motion in the air for no reason, IT’S CUTE!

RULE #30: If your breath shows in the form of your stomach moving in a quick, fluttering fashion, IT’S SO CUTE!

This day will live in INFAMAY, Jen S.!

Battle Royale!

It’s true, when your ears are folded back, you’re WAAAAY faster. Try it! [Flight of the Bumblebee music]

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Iiiiiiii’m gittin’ awaaaay!!! Nyyyyyyyyyyyyerrrrowwww [drive-by sound]

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OK, you caught moi, Forgiving licking action

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People do you KNOW how lucky we are to have Malingering’s photo stream among us!? DIDN’T THINK SO!
Also, props to Eva H., who hand-picked these photos special.

UNpossible!

NO EFFING WAY, People.Anyone that has ever even HEARD of owning a kitteh will not believe this one.  A scuba diving, swimming kitteh. It’s really unreal. Check it.

Mark O.? YOu make the world MORE redonkulous with this submishe. Way to gerhe.

// NOTE FROM THEO — ahem… the other post just like this one may be found here… though I’ve closed the comments on that version ;-) //

Sunshine + close up of paws = we have a winner

Peeps, please get a look at kitteh "Sophia" in her basket, in the sun. She’s a jumble of paws with some retracted claws, some not. At first glance, I thought it was more than one kitteh, then saw her head on the left.

Oh, and tewtelly rule #25.

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Thanks, Diva Kitty (Actual name, I am not making this up)

Spoon-fed in Boise

Cuteologist Lorraine T. from Boise reports that this kitteh enjoyed his spoon-fed supper. Will you please check this out!

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Kitteh: "Mmmmm. Dee-lee-shous. Thankyouso moiiiiiiiishe."

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The hilarity continues, People. The. hilarity. continues (Shatner voice)

UNpossible!

No way, José!

Sendère-Innère Barbara R. has GOT to be jokingks.

I recommend, er, ‘Hospital corners’

There are a few, uh ways to uh, make the, uh, perfect bed. [Cliff Claven voice]First, simply check the thread count.

To do an accurate reading, you must tuck sheets in, hospital corners-like, then, crawl in.

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Push against the, uh sheets to check density of thread count, to assure a comfer-tuh-bul sleeping surface, there. 3500 to 4500 thread count is uh, preferable, there.

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Add at least fifteen er twenty pillows, some quilts, a down comforter or two, and an electric blankie to make certain yer fort—er bed stays warm.

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That should, pretty much do it there. Now, order some Pounce treats. If all else fails, go get them yourself.

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Alison M. R.? Is it me, or is there a cold snap across the country!?

OMG—he did not just do that [Massive purring sounds]

Now playing over on the CuteCast

As posted in comments by P. Erasmus ;)

Barely a kitteh

This little kitteh is so small, he’s barely even a kitteh.Just look at him compared to those fingers. The teeny pawsitude, the miniscule schnozzle, the practically-transparent pawpad action. Like he was just conjured up out of thin air. Giesle Petes.

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Great shots, Michelle W., and standing ovation to kitteh "Tidbit" [Best name evar]

P.S. Just thought of this—try singing "Barely a Kitteh" in a Bee Gees "More Than a Woman" voice! heeeeee

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