It’s so sad when kittehs can’t afford more than one basket

Abject poverty, People.

Kittehs SHARING a basket.

Pathetic—they’re busting at the seams, and there isn’t a SINGLE thing we can do about it. [sigh]

Poor things, they don't know any better...

No—just—don’t look—it will only make you depressed

Juuuuust_right

[shaking head] I know—I know. Tough times, we’re living in. Tough. Times.

Iweelsquooshyou

Eleanor R., we wish you the best in providing for your kittehs—I’m sure everything will work out OK.

STHUH-priiiiiiise!

When you pull back the covers (cubbers) you might not expect TO FIND THEEES!

[Kneading motions]

Surprise

Right, sender-inner who’s name I’m still trying to find?

Beyond Tie-tie

THAT

My Friends, is one tired kitteh.

Zorro3

Not sure I’ve ever seen a kitteh leg bend that way, Robin B.

Ketch a falling hedge and put heem in your pockee

…save heem for a rainy daaaaaaaaaay (Especially if his name is "Tiddlywinkle"!)

Hot_hedge_pocket

Check out kitteh "Jameson" Yes, named for Jameson’s Irish whiskey—isn’t that obvy? His eyes are half-mast, aren’t they?
Jameson is all "Whatevs—it’s just a hedge. Where my boxes at?!")

Whatevs

And a close up of Tiddlywinkle, who is all balled up (to protect her moistest of nosicles)

Hedgetastic

Rockin’, Laura H., and hilariously adorable.

This hedge photo goes out to Troy and pals ;)

I’m going back to bed

[stretching paws up]

No amount of coffee is working this morning. Stherious. I’m hittin’ the hay.

Katherine M., nice find. Tho, they should have ended the movie at exactly the current middle point.

Peenk Sweaateuw

If you got a tube sock
and you got a kitt-tayn
You can make a sweaaateuw
YOU CAN MAKE A SWEAAATEUW

Peenk_sweaateuw

Just snap up your kittayn
place heem on a dish-tawl
snip two arms for holes
and POKE THOSE PAWS IN

Doin_deeshes

Then you take some peec-churs
Sweaateuw AND MILK DROPPER
Then watch Meg go crazy
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH!

Peeeenk

The End.

Exxxcellent work, Jennifer. ;)

Please! Put some pants on [Part II]

This is really embarrassing. Passed out at the party sans pant-a-loons.

[Shaking head]

Can

Nice party, Sarah. Nice party.

I shall (tentatively) pet you

Sender-inner Eliza M. sez: “My cat (Katherine Hepburn) found a mouse in our backyard. Well, really, the mouse found her. The mouse (who we named Frank) definitely had the upper hand in this fight, but I caught this rare moment of Katherine touching it (instead of running away). I think she’s thinking “It’s a real mouse! I shall touch it! No, I shall run away.”

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

Eliza M, nice kitteh name and story [head tilt]

Give me back my Bebeh!

LOOOVE the look of Mamacita with her wide eyes, eyeballin’ the treatment of her Bebeh.

She’s all: Merrooooooooooooowr [shifty eyes + pouncing possibility]

Watch_it

Rob N., be verrrrrrrrry carefuls.

THIS JUST IN: This cat thinks she’s way cuter

Im_way_cuter…and deserves to be on the site instead of the pug. Check out Becca the cat, she’s all: "mer. rowr. (looks away quickly)

Thanks, R. Cruse

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