Insert Windows Vista joke here

Oy Vey.

Not another Windows release.

[Falls asleep]

Skeptical!

Kee H.—nice woik.

Spiny Masseurs

Hedge: "Bonsoir—can I eentereste you in a sweess massage?"[dainty paws start workin']
Kitteh:
[thinking] what the—are these guys acupunturists!?

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Kitteh:
[thinking] wayle, OK—maybe I’ll try a few minutos—
Hedges: Try the lavender oil—all our clients love eet [More dainty paw massages]

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Kitteh: Um, this is better than buttermilk, People
Hedges: Yais—I am sensing and snorting an essence of satisfactshons here… [continues with dainty paws]

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HOLY INTER-SPECIES MASSAGES, Krisa B.!

Cow lick(s)

Amazingly, this kitteh just lets herself git licked.

By two cows.

On a cold day (check out the bref.)

Now I’ve seeeen it alllll [singsong]

T.J. S.—can someone please tell me why Peeps choose the nuttiest songs for vide background music? XTina is great, but the context, is like, so weiuhd! [say in John Travolta voice]

“He only has a very faint skunk scent”—I’ll bet

Sender-inner Karla’s Friend’s Aunt’s Cousin took these pics. ;) Apparently, this lil’ skunk was found on the side of the road, orphaned, it’s mother roadkill. After bringing the skunk home, they placed him in the barn with a mother cat and kittens. Apparently, Lil’ McSkunkersons is easy to pick up and pet, and "only has a very faint skunk scent".

Hee!

Someone git the Lysol

One question: what will happen when the skunk gets a little older (and stinkier!?)

Whoever smelt it, dealt it

Check out this kitteh, he’s all: "I can’t even focus muh eyeballs much less deal with this OUTRAGEOUS McSkunkersons!"

Good DAY SIR!

Mom’s all: "whuh?"

An adoptive McSkunkersons Mother's work is never done

Lovely work, Karla ;)

Wii Kittehs

People, we all know that most kittehs are not strangers to technology. But did you know that kittehs all over are playing your Wii while you’re at the office?

Alert reader Emily M. says site "WiiKitty" is keeping track of those Wii-playin’ kittehs. I bet they’re all extra good at tennis.

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Nice shot, Emily M.

I’ll show you some ivory ticklin’

RIGHT HEAH!

Lemme hear a B-Flat, Bebeh.

Ravenswingstudio, way to go!

Now playing on CuteCast, tooooo

In the Heart of the Birthday Jungle

Bright shapes curled, lay, and sat between the cushions, leaning against the table legs, clinging to the rug, half coming out, half effaced within the camera flash, in all the attitudes of puffy abandonment and delicate despair.

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Another call in the kitchenette went off, followed by a heavy rumble of the floor under my feet. The cake was being served. The cake! And this was the place where some of the yelpers had withdrawn from, stampeding for the most frivolous of foods.

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“The howwah! The howwah!”

(with apologies to Joe Conrad)

OK, “snorgle” has gone mainstream

Big props to San Francisco chronicle peeps for picking up on this IMPORTANT TREND

Thanks fer pointing it out, Daisy H.

Playing with FIAH!

Will you please look at Señor Pup here, checking out his bowl that is OCCUPADO by a daring kitteh. Is this kitteh playing with FIAH or what. He’s doing what kittehs do best—some major taunting.

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Kitteh: "Oh, don’t mind moi, I’m just makin’ muhself comfertuhbuls…"

Pup: [licks chops]

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Marisa L.? Way to GO. Serious. Way to go.

I’m the size of your thumb


  In Your Hands 
  Originally uploaded by *roes*.

Yes, this is a small pic.
It’s half LIFE-SIZED!

Ahn.

Thanks for pointing her out, Damian V.