I’m going back to bed

[stretching paws up]

No amount of coffee is working this morning. Stherious. I’m hittin’ the hay.

Katherine M., nice find. Tho, they should have ended the movie at exactly the current middle point.

Peenk Sweaateuw

If you got a tube sock
and you got a kitt-tayn
You can make a sweaaateuw
YOU CAN MAKE A SWEAAATEUW

Peenk_sweaateuw

Just snap up your kittayn
place heem on a dish-tawl
snip two arms for holes
and POKE THOSE PAWS IN

Doin_deeshes

Then you take some peec-churs
Sweaateuw AND MILK DROPPER
Then watch Meg go crazy
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH!

Peeeenk

The End.

Exxxcellent work, Jennifer. ;)

Please! Put some pants on [Part II]

This is really embarrassing. Passed out at the party sans pant-a-loons.

[Shaking head]

Can

Nice party, Sarah. Nice party.

I shall (tentatively) pet you

Sender-inner Eliza M. sez: “My cat (Katherine Hepburn) found a mouse in our backyard. Well, really, the mouse found her. The mouse (who we named Frank) definitely had the upper hand in this fight, but I caught this rare moment of Katherine touching it (instead of running away). I think she’s thinking “It’s a real mouse! I shall touch it! No, I shall run away.”

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

Eliza M, nice kitteh name and story [head tilt]

Give me back my Bebeh!

LOOOVE the look of Mamacita with her wide eyes, eyeballin’ the treatment of her Bebeh.

She’s all: Merrooooooooooooowr [shifty eyes + pouncing possibility]

Watch_it

Rob N., be verrrrrrrrry carefuls.

THIS JUST IN: This cat thinks she’s way cuter

Im_way_cuter…and deserves to be on the site instead of the pug. Check out Becca the cat, she’s all: "mer. rowr. (looks away quickly)

Thanks, R. Cruse

Look! [whispers] a couch straddler…

Hefty kitteh “Buddy” is a [ahem] a couch straddler and paw dangler.

Straddlin'

The sender-inner’s sister was kind enough to have a local artistCAPTURE the REDONKULOUSNESS by making a miniature version of “Buddy”too. Hee!

Birthday_statue_2Birthday_statue2_2

Oooooof!

Ooooooof_2

Fatcat_3
Kate V., somehow I suspect you’re not the ONLY ONE with a couchstraddlerpawdangler. Nice work.

Beyond comfertuhbuls

In fact, this is obscene.

Avert your—SOMEONE CALL THE CAT POLICE!

Put_some_pants_on

Christy K., way to enable this behavior. I can’t believe it.

Breakfast of champyons

Look at this bewildered kitteh and his mouf all covered with Formula/kitten nutrients. Ahhnnnngggh. [head tilt]

Formula_bebe

Jennifer C., she is too sweet.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Now get me a decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet. NOW.

Nice necktie

Nice photo submishe, Double Agent and coffee order writer Bob S.

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