It’s Hiney Time

People, it’s past 5PM California time, and that can only mean ONE THING.

It’s Hiney Time.



Becky G., Hiney Time ends promptly at 7PM. Just sayin’.

School supply buying binge

I’m getting all kinds of "school is starting!" butterflies in my stomach.

And all the school supplies—that fresh paper smell—the notebooks—the pens—it’s overwhelming. I’m so skipping the first day.


Just one more nap before school starts, OK John J.? (Who sent this in via

Wow, that cat really impressed me

No, really.

He literally left an impression.

[whispering behind hand] He’s really big-boned.


Jille—you have GOT to be kidding me. Put that kitteh on a diet immediatemente.

Mom, I am sooooo not high right now! Gahd!

Gahd, Mom!

I TOLD you, I am NOT high! why do you even THINK that?!

I should be asking YOU that—YOU’RE the one who named me "Meow-Meow."


Gahd, Anna T.

Let’s get this Caturday started

…Now pass me a beer STAT


Pete and Beth S. say that kitteh Toby is "fat and a little cranky" but they love him anyways.

The More You Know: Sitting on Others


When you sit on a kitteh, however absentmindedly, make sure he can still breathe.

Because, kittehs need air too. [head tilt]

The More You Know. [nodding action with music in the background]


Sure, this photo looks like it was taken in Bangkok 17 years ago, Justin D., but the message is STILL just as valuable today.

Michelle B., great work on the TMYK logo.

Halp! My paws are gynorm!

Look at this kitteh and his enormous paws.

He’ll grow into them in like 3 years. Love the back paws togethers. So nice.


C.O.X.C.U.: [holding half of hand in front of face to shield]

ENHANCE! (OK, demi enhance)


Gordon G., look what you caused. The first "demi-C.O.X.C.U." [shaking head]

Hon, I finished scanning the documents…

Sender-inner "Shirley" writes that her hubby was scanning some old pics, and couldn’t not let the kittehs take a turn.

Thankfully, these photos comply with the "no nads showing" requirement. (That is, if we haven’t COMPLETELY missed them.)


Shirley J., excellent scannage, and sending-innage. ;)



WHO are these PEOPLE, buying these CAT BEDS!!!?

Take THIS!

OMG, I am still laffing. I know it’s wrong, wrong, wrong, but I’m still laffing.

This is the ONLY sure-fire way to break up a kitteh fight.

Please take notes… [jump to Milk and]

Sender-inner Lucy S., it really is Cute or Sad. You’re RIGHT.


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