I shall call you:"Purrlette"!
or"Purr-ror"
er; "Petite Purrf"! Yes, that’s it. Petite Or-range-lette Purrfer Pants.

Submitted by Eva H, submistress extraordinaire who loves "little kitteh top-of-head roundness" LOVES IT

Kirb_3, is the rokkin’ photographer — and click here for "deja mew"

Look, you want the ultimate birthday perez?

You got it, Baby.

Don’t thank me—the pleasure is aaaaallll mine. [Eyes half mast]

Um, yeah, kittehs like boxes… Nice capture, Jacque W.

SOMEONE is trying to compete with the PUPPY SLEEPOVERS.

WHO can stay up later? My money is on—wait, they’re all asleep. Nuts.

Corinne S., we like, totally have diabetes now too. Thanks a LOT

Kittehs these days.

Going straight to hayle.

Michelle L., just look at these kittehs.

Jeeshe.

Hold up, a house cat that looks like a Tiger? Exsqueeze me?

Life magazine is calling toygers "The next Superpet". Heck, toygers are now an official breed. Could there be a better idea than this!? nooooo [singsong]

Gracias, Toygers.org

Ready?

Here we go!

…and here they come!  I don’t know their real names, but in my mind they’re Mischa, Sacha, and Vladimir. 

Keep a sharp eye on Vlad…

…I did warn you.

Kirb_3, your kittens are TEH WANT!!!  Super thanks! — Theo

Ginger: I’M KING OF THE WORLD! WOOHOO!!!

Poppy: Egad, I hated that movie… anyway, you’ve got the arms all wrong; what you’re doing is the American end-zone dance.

Ginger: GOOOOOOOOOOAL!!!

Poppy: [quiet sigh]

Greetings Peeps, Puddins & Possers!  This is Theo!  The Spontaneous Opera Syndrome photostream, over at Flikr, has inspired me to use EXCLAMATION POINTS!  And these two kitters are like my own cats’ Irish cousins!  Yay!!!

Thank you, Jane G.  Your cats are fine indeed.
Full-size original photos are here and here.

Ta-ay-ay-ken. Taken!

Hear moi?

Now, back away slowleh, and I’ll put my paws down. Slowly…

SLOWLY!!! [swipe]

Hannah S.—stop with the peenk toes. Serious.