Posts tagged as: Kittens

I HATE it when my dry cleaning piles up and starts mewing.

Nice eyes matching the bag, Chloe! (Chloe reminds me of Priscilla, the hiney-licker.)

Step 1: Wrap your Kitten Push-Up in a towel, this is going to be messy.

Step 2: From bottom of Kitten Push-Up, gently push upwards, making sure ears are not caught on towel. Reassure Push-Up that everything is OK.

Step 3: If Push-Up mews, it’s in the correct position. You may gently snorgle! Kitten Push-ups usually only last 3 minutes in this position, so be sure and take a photo.

Frozen yogurt props to Nate T., treat-maker.

Oh, here comes truh-huh-huh-ble. Monsieur KittenPants is about to attack your head as you sit on the couch. Aieeee!

Watch out for paws on the CuteTracker…

As Theo so perfectly pointed out in the new C.O. Glossary, Marmalade Kittens rule. Thees one ees no except-shons…

So tie-tie on the CuteTracker…

Green-painted-toe-Cuteness-Submitter Maren B. of Norway writes she was simply minding her own business doing household chores when kittens Lemmy and Iggy ATTACKED!

Thanks, Maren. More of her kittens here.

Look, you slept next to the pillow last time. I want to I WANT TO SLEEP THERE. FINE I’LL SLEEP LIKE THIS THEN.

Thanks, Caryn the Hellchick! (She actually took this photo over the back of the couch looking down on the cats, but it’s funnier this way.)

INCOMING!!!!

Submitter "Anders" is pretty sure there are eleven kittens!!!11!!

Um, so Rule #1. The ultimate, really.

Tiny honk-shus to Pierre C. for a fab photo. You may now go back to bed.

mmmmmmmm delectable paw pads…

Thanks for the 2-week-old proshness, "Kneebracehead"!