I kneeead you

I lof kneadingks.

Check out this lil’ guy, making his ‘pillow’ more comfertuhbuls…

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Purrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr, sender-inner Meg

// UPDATE — this clip is from video-logger Kazzart.  Check out her YouTube page. – T. //

Kitteh au lait ;)

OK, that one wrote itself, People, come on.

Go ahead, groan at the title of this post. I am.

EXCEPTTHATTHISKITTEHISASCOTTEESHEFOLDOMGPONIES!!1!!

Kittachino

Purrrrroo? [Looks up]

Warmer?

Beautiful job Lana D., over at the Fresh Tomayto store.

Quick, stuff these down your shirt

Don’t THINK about it—just DO IT!

QUICK!!! There isn’t a moment to looooose!

Quick! Stuff us down yer shirt!

Hurry! Hurry, Katie P.!

Klassic Kute

THis 22-minute 1947 Klassic from Alexander Hammid and Maya Deren is a black and white dream, showing the birth (yes, BIRF!) of five kitt-tayns. Then, they learn to walk. It’s very sweet, and feels like a warm glass of milk in video form.

Ahn.

Hmm, where should I give birth at? 

Nice submishe, Alysha L. >^•^<

It’s so sad when kittehs can’t afford more than one basket

Abject poverty, People.

Kittehs SHARING a basket.

Pathetic—they’re busting at the seams, and there isn’t a SINGLE thing we can do about it. [sigh]

Poor things, they don't know any better...

No—just—don’t look—it will only make you depressed

Juuuuust_right

[shaking head] I know—I know. Tough times, we’re living in. Tough. Times.

Iweelsquooshyou

Eleanor R., we wish you the best in providing for your kittehs—I’m sure everything will work out OK.

STHUH-priiiiiiise!

When you pull back the covers (cubbers) you might not expect TO FIND THEEES!

[Kneading motions]

Surprise

Right, sender-inner who’s name I’m still trying to find?

Beyond Tie-tie

THAT

My Friends, is one tired kitteh.

Zorro3

Not sure I’ve ever seen a kitteh leg bend that way, Robin B.

Ketch a falling hedge and put heem in your pockee

…save heem for a rainy daaaaaaaaaay (Especially if his name is "Tiddlywinkle"!)

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Check out kitteh "Jameson" Yes, named for Jameson’s Irish whiskey—isn’t that obvy? His eyes are half-mast, aren’t they?
Jameson is all "Whatevs—it’s just a hedge. Where my boxes at?!")

Whatevs

And a close up of Tiddlywinkle, who is all balled up (to protect her moistest of nosicles)

Hedgetastic

Rockin’, Laura H., and hilariously adorable.

This hedge photo goes out to Troy and pals ;)

I’m going back to bed

[stretching paws up]

No amount of coffee is working this morning. Stherious. I’m hittin’ the hay.

Katherine M., nice find. Tho, they should have ended the movie at exactly the current middle point.

Peenk Sweaateuw

If you got a tube sock
and you got a kitt-tayn
You can make a sweaaateuw
YOU CAN MAKE A SWEAAATEUW

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Just snap up your kittayn
place heem on a dish-tawl
snip two arms for holes
and POKE THOSE PAWS IN

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Then you take some peec-churs
Sweaateuw AND MILK DROPPER
Then watch Meg go crazy
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH!

Peeeenk

The End.

Exxxcellent work, Jennifer. ;)

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