um, Eric H., “‘tocks” are on the backside of an animal

I’m scared to imagine what Sender-inner Eric H. thinks " ‘tocks" are… The title of his email submission was "Snorgleable Kitteh Tocks".

Though this kitteh is certainly snorgleable [looking over glasses] those are not his ‘tocks, but his, like, knees. [adjusts lab coat]

Can I git a witness on this, People!?

Tocks? I don't see no schtinkin' 'tocks

Embiggen moi!OK, OK, here’s the full shot for more context, so you can make a proper analysis. Click to embiggen.

Eric H., I think you best be checkin’ the glossary!

Hold still you wriggly toddler!

Hold….still!

[sigh]… wriggly, squirmy mctoddle-ers. Whatchoo gonna do?

Ehn! [orange bebeh foot kicks, not helping the situation]

Hold_still

Maybe you have some ideas, Dawn C.?

So, what did you do on Saturday night?

No-tingks.

I just sat on dee cowsche.

On a blankie.

On dee cowsche on a blankie.

Dat was pretty moishe eet.

Kowsche_kitteh

Exciting, Anne T.! (And yes, I agree with you, she does look like an owl.)

Saturday night prep

Saturday night preenin’ b4 going OUT. You know that Mom’s ears are back because she’s totally crankin’ the Van Halen. Meanwhile, bebeh "Caracal" kitteh (below) takes a leeckin’ and keeps oooooooooon teeckin’.

Locket_pic_2

Madeleine R., even though the ear to head ratio would not be considered cute, the ‘leecking’ is, so you got us there. ;)

That is something, up for which…

…I will not stand!

hee

Foots

Nice mitt-tayns, Jessie S.!

Oh, this cat is askin’ for it

LITERALLY, People!

Of course Pippster has her own blog and Catster page ;)

Pippin M., the soundtrack is the icing on the YouTube cake

fgggrertbxdffgggrertbxdf

Cat-like typing OMG! HALP!

Just try and stop meh, Mofos!

The redonculousness continues over at PawSense, a product that protects yer komputer from those WANDERING, VIGILLANTE KITTEHS!

How? Pawsense software DETECTS AND BLOCKS CAT-LIKE TYPING! Then, it sounds (harmonica!?) alarms and triggers this nifty dialog box (on left). No more "fgggrertbxdf" in the middle of your blog posts!

Exhibit A!

Jack R., brillo pointer-outering.

Um…. OK.

Well, I guess you better just…

go on ahead there.

Yup…

Remembering Memorial Day

Listen, we know you could swat us with a paw in .02 seconds, but we have strict orders to watch the Fancy Feast until dinner tiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiime!

[gets swatted across the room]

ATTTAAACK!
 



 Guard duty, originally uploaded by WorldIslandInfo.com.

and

Army men revenge
, originally uploaded by Shooz.

Mee-rallgh?

This kitteh is an unbelievably prosh specimen. Please note the tailio"saying heylerhe" the ears picking up left and right signals, the[possibly flexing!] pawsitude—puhlease.


Perhaps the cutest kitten in the world., originally uploaded by Clevergrrl.

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