Oh, for crapping out loud

[shaking head]

Please tell me that this lil’ kitteh-that-looks-like-a-bear is not the cutest kitteh in ALL DEE LAND.

[Handing kitteh "Cutest" sash to wear]

Kitteh: "pppbbbbbbtttth!"

pppbbbbbbtttth!

Kitteh: "I see your Rule 15 and raise you a RULE 14, mofos!"

Rule 15 is small ear-to-head ratio—but you already knew that

[crowd going wild sound]

Insthane!

Jen M., you should really be careful where you send your photos—that’s some potent shizzle.

Don’t make me pull this website over…

First of all, sherious belly alert, Peeps.

Second, please take a gander at these two Curtain Climbers, prolly causing office accidents all over the place from the rubbernecking (due to flashing a round gut!)

YouTubages courtesy of Kupo19 ;)

You gotta little something on yer chin there

Keetleeck

…yeth, ith ma thung.  Hol thill, almoth dun…

Spotted on MichelleMyBelle’s Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama’huahua is named "Sprinkle".  (Let’s assume the best.)  The keeeteeen is "Bindi".

um, Eric H., “‘tocks” are on the backside of an animal

I’m scared to imagine what Sender-inner Eric H. thinks " ‘tocks" are… The title of his email submission was "Snorgleable Kitteh Tocks".

Though this kitteh is certainly snorgleable [looking over glasses] those are not his ‘tocks, but his, like, knees. [adjusts lab coat]

Can I git a witness on this, People!?

Tocks? I don't see no schtinkin' 'tocks

Embiggen moi!OK, OK, here’s the full shot for more context, so you can make a proper analysis. Click to embiggen.

Eric H., I think you best be checkin’ the glossary!

Hold still you wriggly toddler!

Hold….still!

[sigh]… wriggly, squirmy mctoddle-ers. Whatchoo gonna do?

Ehn! [orange bebeh foot kicks, not helping the situation]

Hold_still

Maybe you have some ideas, Dawn C.?

So, what did you do on Saturday night?

No-tingks.

I just sat on dee cowsche.

On a blankie.

On dee cowsche on a blankie.

Dat was pretty moishe eet.

Kowsche_kitteh

Exciting, Anne T.! (And yes, I agree with you, she does look like an owl.)

Saturday night prep

Saturday night preenin’ b4 going OUT. You know that Mom’s ears are back because she’s totally crankin’ the Van Halen. Meanwhile, bebeh "Caracal" kitteh (below) takes a leeckin’ and keeps oooooooooon teeckin’.

Locket_pic_2

Madeleine R., even though the ear to head ratio would not be considered cute, the ‘leecking’ is, so you got us there. ;)

That is something, up for which…

…I will not stand!

hee

Foots

Nice mitt-tayns, Jessie S.!

Oh, this cat is askin’ for it

LITERALLY, People!

Of course Pippster has her own blog and Catster page ;)

Pippin M., the soundtrack is the icing on the YouTube cake

fgggrertbxdffgggrertbxdf

Cat-like typing OMG! HALP!

Just try and stop meh, Mofos!

The redonculousness continues over at PawSense, a product that protects yer komputer from those WANDERING, VIGILLANTE KITTEHS!

How? Pawsense software DETECTS AND BLOCKS CAT-LIKE TYPING! Then, it sounds (harmonica!?) alarms and triggers this nifty dialog box (on left). No more "fgggrertbxdf" in the middle of your blog posts!

Exhibit A!

Jack R., brillo pointer-outering.

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