Peenk Sweaateuw

If you got a tube sock
and you got a kitt-tayn
You can make a sweaaateuw
YOU CAN MAKE A SWEAAATEUW

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Just snap up your kittayn
place heem on a dish-tawl
snip two arms for holes
and POKE THOSE PAWS IN

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Then you take some peec-churs
Sweaateuw AND MILK DROPPER
Then watch Meg go crazy
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH
CAN’T POST THEM FAST ENOUGH!

Peeeenk

The End.

Exxxcellent work, Jennifer. ;)

Please! Put some pants on [Part II]

This is really embarrassing. Passed out at the party sans pant-a-loons.

[Shaking head]

Can

Nice party, Sarah. Nice party.

I shall (tentatively) pet you

Sender-inner Eliza M. sez: “My cat (Katherine Hepburn) found a mouse in our backyard. Well, really, the mouse found her. The mouse (who we named Frank) definitely had the upper hand in this fight, but I caught this rare moment of Katherine touching it (instead of running away). I think she’s thinking “It’s a real mouse! I shall touch it! No, I shall run away.”

Purrrrrrrrrrrr

Eliza M, nice kitteh name and story [head tilt]

It’s Friday but I tiiiireds.

Sleppy_cairo

This is Cairo, of Kenya’s litter.  I have NO IDEA WHATSOEVER about the other stuff.  Hee.
  – Theo

Give me back my Bebeh!

LOOOVE the look of Mamacita with her wide eyes, eyeballin’ the treatment of her Bebeh.

She’s all: Merrooooooooooooowr [shifty eyes + pouncing possibility]

Watch_it

Rob N., be verrrrrrrrry carefuls.

THIS JUST IN: This cat thinks she’s way cuter

Im_way_cuter…and deserves to be on the site instead of the pug. Check out Becca the cat, she’s all: "mer. rowr. (looks away quickly)

Thanks, R. Cruse

Look! [whispers] a couch straddler…

Hefty kitteh “Buddy” is a [ahem] a couch straddler and paw dangler.

Straddlin'

The sender-inner’s sister was kind enough to have a local artistCAPTURE the REDONKULOUSNESS by making a miniature version of “Buddy”too. Hee!

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Oooooof!

Ooooooof_2

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Kate V., somehow I suspect you’re not the ONLY ONE with a couchstraddlerpawdangler. Nice work.

Beyond comfertuhbuls

In fact, this is obscene.

Avert your—SOMEONE CALL THE CAT POLICE!

Put_some_pants_on

Christy K., way to enable this behavior. I can’t believe it.

Breakfast of champyons

Look at this bewildered kitteh and his mouf all covered with Formula/kitten nutrients. Ahhnnnngggh. [head tilt]

Formula_bebe

Jennifer C., she is too sweet.

Pleasure doing business with you.

Now get me a decaf grande half-soy, half-low fat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n’-Low and one NutraSweet. NOW.

Nice necktie

Nice photo submishe, Double Agent and coffee order writer Bob S.