INCOMING!!! [tail twitches]
Did you ever find homes for your kittehs, Mamu C.?
Would you please check out Señorita PixelPants here, the proshest Scottish Fold kitteh evar. Pixel is a star over at Catster.com, so you can learn mo’ about huh if you want:
Paaaaroooo? (Kitteh version of "Baroo?")
Sunshine, on my whiskers, makes me happeee [John Denver voice]
Um, I don’t have a back half! My cutest parts are still available for snorgling tho.
Sharon L., you’re riiiight! [singsong] best Scottish Fold evarrrrr!
Time for Dad to do what he likes best. Share the couch with THREE ANI-PALS!
Happy Father’s Day, everyone.
Pup in front: To join the Backyard Club, you must first go through our test.
Pup in front: You must jump on this trampoline fifteen times exactly, jump off, go to the kitchen and get us Cokes. Then we will decide if you can join us.
According to sender-inner Kate S., The Backyard Club is from left to right: Skeeter (OMG PONIES!1!!), Hannah, Jackie, Abby (she has edible ears!) and in the back pretending not to be interested, Stanley.
I can hear them better this way too.
[touches paw to head, cranking Led Zeppelin]
I’ll take two pink ones, Romeo the cat and sender-inner Ferdinand S.
Dewd, I cannot deal, Man. I mean it.
I’ve been in this squirming, mewing, shoving kitteh pile all weekend, and it is just wearing me out.
Do you have any Advil?
Don’t bogart the Advil, Kelly R.
Please check out this innocent piglet, getting roped in to the Snorgletron 2000.
PS — here’s Part One.
…I tewtelly hear you.
All boys are jerks. [Adjusts whiskers]
Tell me everything—from the beginning.
I won’t tell anyone—don’t worry [takes sip of Chardonnay]
This is gonna take a while, Emily G….