C’mere, Bebeh (Part 2)

Kittehs are so sly. Their attempts at inter-species snorgling are well-documented.

Please check out this innocent piglet, getting roped in to the Snorgletron 2000.



Vriendjes
, originally uploaded by kattenspul. Gracias to sender-inner/pointer-outer Paul P.

PS -- here's Part One.

Listen, Girlfriend…

...I tewtelly hear you.

All boys are jerks. [Adjusts whiskers]

Tell me everything—from the beginning.

I won't tell anyone—don't worry [takes sip of Chardonnay]

I soooo hear you

This is gonna take a while, Emily G....

OOTO

Hey Guyths, I'm working from home today. [getting hair in keyboard]

I'll be reachable in all the usual ways; iChat, email, cell phone, ring a bell, shake a Pounce treat can, etc.

[Turns on Oprah, falls asleep in crux of keyboard]

Wfh

You are soooooo out-of-the-office, Davona N. ;)

You do the math

[looking over professor glasses]

Yes, yes, this is correct.

Regular kitteh plus Happy Feet penguin equals kitteh ear tufts. Every time.

Tuftymctuftersons

You get an "A", Ellen L. Summer is high-tuftage season.

Burrito Supreme, extra kitteh

I meant CRISPY

Did I say "kitteh"?

Sorry, I meant crispy. And guac. I loves me the guac.

Hold the harbls.

Run for the border

Suzi L., make mine one with everything, pls. ;)

Oh, for crapping out loud

[shaking head]

Please tell me that this lil' kitteh-that-looks-like-a-bear is not the cutest kitteh in ALL DEE LAND.

[Handing kitteh "Cutest" sash to wear]

Kitteh: "pppbbbbbbtttth!"

pppbbbbbbtttth!

Kitteh: "I see your Rule 15 and raise you a RULE 14, mofos!"

Rule 15 is small ear-to-head ratio—but you already knew that

[crowd going wild sound]

Insthane!

Jen M., you should really be careful where you send your photos—that's some potent shizzle.

Don’t make me pull this website over…

First of all, sherious belly alert, Peeps.

Second, please take a gander at these two Curtain Climbers, prolly causing office accidents all over the place from the rubbernecking (due to flashing a round gut!)

YouTubages courtesy of Kupo19 ;)

You gotta little something on yer chin there

Keetleeck

...yeth, ith ma thung.  Hol thill, almoth dun...

Spotted on MichelleMyBelle's Vox, according to the Carroll County Times in Westminster, MD, this mama'huahua is named "Sprinkle".  (Let's assume the best.)  The keeeteeen is "Bindi".

um, Eric H., “‘tocks” are on the backside of an animal

I'm scared to imagine what Sender-inner Eric H. thinks " 'tocks" are... The title of his email submission was "Snorgleable Kitteh Tocks".

Though this kitteh is certainly snorgleable [looking over glasses] those are not his 'tocks, but his, like, knees. [adjusts lab coat]

Can I git a witness on this, People!?

Tocks? I don't see no schtinkin' 'tocks

Embiggen moi!OK, OK, here's the full shot for more context, so you can make a proper analysis. Click to embiggen.

Eric H., I think you best be checkin' the glossary!

Hold still you wriggly toddler!

Hold....still!

[sigh]... wriggly, squirmy mctoddle-ers. Whatchoo gonna do?

Ehn! [orange bebeh foot kicks, not helping the situation]

Hold_still

Maybe you have some ideas, Dawn C.?