How to Maximize Your Snorgling

People, you really need to know how to maximize your snorgle. Pull up a chair—and listen.

First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.

Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area

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Third, locate the "Axis of Snorgling", an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck, overlapping paw, etc.—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)

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Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult.

Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.

Major Clog, reporting for duty

No-ting gets by me.

No-tingk.

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Danika L., there are no number of Roto-Rooters to undo this mess.

Mmmmdeliciousfeetsthathappentobemyownnnnn

Mini-nawm, mini-nawm [pause]

mini-nawm.

Kathy M., excellent creamsicle kitteh find!

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Just a marmie paw.  On some moss.  With a pinch of Zen.

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Seen on LaidOutInLavender’s Vox.  Is verra niiize!  And so’s her Flickr stream.

Repeated Paw-liftingks

And one and two, and one, and two.

He’s got some pretty wild eyes there, Zoë—like he went heavy on the guyliner.

Zoë H., nice catlisthenics (sp?)

Cat. It’s what’s for dinner.

JUST KIDDING PEOPLE!

Don’t get your panties in a bonche.

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Rebekah P., I recommend adding extra garlic.

Do NOT watch this, you can’t HANDLE it

What did I just tell you?! Do NOT watch this NODON’TPRESSPLAY OMG!

I will not be held accountable for you returning to the site 5 billion times to see this video. I hope your boss does not call me. Gren W.

Prairie-doggin’ band practice sentry

The other bandmates are coming!

The other bandmates are coming! [jumps down and cranks tasty riffs]

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Megan K., Megan K., Megan K.—I can’t argue with you on the front paw action.

The Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

This Siamese kitteh is patiently waiting for HEES NEXT VEECTEEM! [Jaws music]

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Then, suddenly, with absolute PREE-CISH-SHONS, we witness the Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

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Nobody does an iPhone photo better Deanna D!

The laziest kitteh IN THE WORLD

This kitteh is either the laziest kitteh ever, OR it really likes the treadmill treads on his face. (Maybe it’s like a big tongue lick?)

This cat is about to honk-shu right there.

Sender-Inner Frank S., Love the giggling, Video Taker Erik… I don’t know how many drinks it took to figure this out, but count me in for next round.

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