Kittenesday: crochet cuddle central

1. Will you please check out this first kitteh’s gut, he’s all waddling to naptime
2. Meanwhile, whiter kitteh is all: "I Shall Sniff Thee"
3. And Gut-kitteh is all, "Make way fer naptime, Bro"

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Everyone has been jonesing for C.O.X.C.U.s lately, so:

ENHANCE!

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And after a toe snorf, it’s back to Snoozeville… With ears perfectly placed low on the head, and stubbular nosicles.

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J.R.B., Right on with your hand-made mcblankersons. More of these kittehs HERE!

Is that evil otter still dancing? Hold…me!

Karen: "I can’t stop seeing tha evil, evil otter dancing! he won’t stop dancing! Oh, Tim, Hold…me! Make it go away!"

Tim: "Karen, Honey, you’re going to be OK. The Ativan should kick in any minute." [shivers]

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LOL, Super-submitter Eva H.! Rokkin’ photo, Jeremy K.!

I leeck you so moishe…

I shall leeck you

and leeck you

and leeck you.

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I leeck you so moishe.

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Katrina B. adopted these two kittehs from the local Humane Soceiteh. I think they’re getting along, don’t yerhe?

Sunday dump

The first cute thing about kitteh "Skuzum" is his tail.  He was named Skuzum (skunk+possum) even through his tail is moreracoon-y than skunk-y or possum-y.

The second cute thing about Skuzum is that he obvy has mad skillz:

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Alexia V., [shaking head] you should really teach classes.

Tie-tie from surfing other kittens

[Yawn] surfing is so tiringks.

I can only look at so many other kittens. [Sigh.]

Cici, originally uploaded by Jeremy_K

// UPDATE — got an RCF versionfor ya… thanks, Jaypo!  – T. //

Kitteh Charleh Chapleens

Listen, I know what you’re all thinking. This cat looks like Hitler.  But I’d like to revise that and say he looks like Chaplin. It’s much better, and makes more sense anyway since he’s black and white… ;)

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Lucinda N., Did you have any idea this site existed?

OMG I FORGOT THE SPARKLERS

Shoot–WHERE IS THE NEAREST FIREWORKS STORE!?

The Kittens are gonna be really mad about this…

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This cat-tastrophe brought to you by Pedro S. ;)

Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it’s like
To be the bad kitteh
To be the sad kitteh
Behind blue eyes

No one knows what it’s like
To be hatedTo be fated
To telling only lies

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But my dreams
They aren’t as empty
As my conscience seems to be
I have hours, only lonely
My love is vengeance
That’s never free

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No one knows what it’s like
To feel these feelings
Like I doAnd I
blame you!

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No one bites back as hard… [nibble and chomp]

OK, OK, I’m done… Seri L.

Trying to get comfortuh-buhls

Everything is OKs… Just let me beeee—ehn!

I’m just gettingks com-for-tah-buhls… [curls paws up]

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Moishe… betters!?

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Yays. Moishe bett-torrs, Megan… ;)

Zzzzzzz…OMG String!…Zzzzzzz….Zzzzzzz

OK, People, I cannot take credit for that caption, it was all Sender-Inner Catherine P.’s idea. [standing ovayshe]

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See what happens when you write your own brillo caption? I cannot top eet!