Teef Checker

Bebeh: "I am zuh best denteest thees side of the meeseeseeps. Reelax and let me check your teef. [Schmooshes kitteh’s face to reveal two teeny fangersons]

Checking_teefs

Yes, this kitteh is a seriously good sport, Cherie…

Proshness in the grass

I love how happy this kitteh looks.

I want to be that kitteh.

According to Sender-Inner Alisa V., this is "Mouse" the kitteh exploring.

Frakking_happy

Nice shot, Alisa V. ;)

Passive and Agressive

OMG, these two kittehs are SO BAD. First, they’re all "I Shall Leeck You" and then they’re all: "Ye Shall Perish".

[eye roll]

Passive

Typical!

Aggressive

Lentiki, these kittehs should be on the cover of Cat Psych 101.

When nature calls—on the kitchen counter

Yeah, I know I got a cleeeeeeeeeean litterbox around here somewhere. I just wanted to be able to say that I took a dump on the counter.

Ehn!

Litterbox_alternative

C.O.X.C.U./mugshot of the culprit…
Dirteh_2

Excellent white-knuckle grippage and caught-in-the-action action, Sender-Inner S.S.! An excellent example of Rule of Cuteness #32.

Discovered on the "What Housework?" blog!

Shi-cat-su Spa

[All four kitteh paws kneading puppeh furs]

Yes Sir, I think we have some bone-scented massaging oil for you. I shall work it in.

Indy_yoko

Stacy G., I can almost hear the new wave musak and smell the cucumber water from here.

I am compleeetly eenoscent of all charges!

I had no-tingks to do with the spilled milkk!—NOTINGKS I tell you!!!

Check out more winners at the Cat Contest on ASPCA.org…

// Image removed at request of owner //

Sender-Inner Annette T., way to pick out this delectable morsel!

Check out the paw floomf on this kitteh

First-time bath-taker “Coco” is also experiencing first-time paw floomfage. She’s got, like, built-in leg warmers, Girls!Jealous!?

Paw_floomf

Nadia—you’re a maniac.

Super absorbant sneaker kitteh

Car Freshener Kitteh and Plug-in Aromatherapy Kitteh sold separately

Shoe_kitteh

Michelle F., nice pic of Ozzie the Housecleaning kitteh. He should be a Swiffer next.

Kitteh “OK” with snorgling

This kitteh is getting a SUPER SNORGLE. Rarely captured on film, People.

Marin B., your husband might need a tranquilizer.

None shall pass!

[cue Spaghetti Western music]

A grim stand-off occurred when this cat kept trying to get into Sender-Inner James C.’s bet-rohm.

James C. is allergic to kittehs!

Donotentor

No offense, kitteh, but it’s gonna be a sneeze-a-thon if you don’t git!

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