Posts tagged as: Kittens

Deals! Deals! Deals!

Tabbies are flying off the shelves at PetSmart, People! Get yours while supplies last. Right next to the ‘Small animals" section and the Parrot treats.

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Above is a joke, but sincerely, you can find great adoptable pets at Petco’s PetFinder…

Pantry Pal…DEUX!

Pantry Pal 2: [Looking over the work of Pantry Pal 1] "Uh, says here they wanted TWO loaves of Whole grain and TWO Pistacios Puddings. I only see one pudding."
Pantry Pal 1: [Shivers in corner]
Pantry Pal 2: "Yep, says so right here." [grabs pencil]

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Nice Pantry Pal addition, Sasha P.!

Keeping-cool tactic

Mehbeh if I just keep a teeny part of me tongue out, I’ll stay a few degrees cooler. Yes! Yes, that’s the ticket!

Tongueulence

Gracias, Anna, the tongue-wielding KITTEH

Come on. Give it up.

Let’s give it up for Stuff On My Cat, People. I mean, look at this quality. It’s redonk—the pure beauty of of the tiny Kitt-tayns are enough to make you crazy. So, check out that site!

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Astrid N.—good eye.

It’s really time for bed—no doubt about it

So, bundle up, cover your head, and maybe keep an eye open for a moment…

just… a …. momentzzzzzzzzz

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Gracias, Abby

Night Night

You know what, it’s been a lonnng day. Time to collapszzzze [ears flop down in unison]

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Night night, Diana M.!

I hate my cat boss

Listen, I’m gonna need you to go ahead and come in the office on Saturday. Oh, and did you see the memo? We’re putting cover sheets on all the TPS reports now before they go out. If you could do that, that’d be greaaat.

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You’re gonna have to talk to Payroll about this, M.E….

And huge props to M.E. for ACTUALLY SENDING IN A STAMP with the submission of Kitten Kelvin! High-larious!

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Cats… in bowls! Whaat’s the deal with them? [Jerry Seinfeld voice]

I mean, they’re in, they’re out—who are these cats?

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Bowlriffic! Becky, Jana L. and Mark B.!

Beyond tie-tie

Look, stop trying to keep me up. It’s time to go to bed. I just wanna curl up with my People magazine and turn the world off. Just, just—leave me alonnnnne…. soo… tie…tie.

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Michelle, the sender-inner, and Bengal Kitties, the SITE!

Speedy Delivery

SPEEDY DELIVERY!

All kittens were delivered by Mr. McFeely. You remember Mr. McFeely, don’t you, Boys and Girls?

Thisjustin

Tracey—top notch.