What a disgusting podcast

Heeeeeeeeeeey kittehs out there! Woooooo! Welcome back to the Daily Lick!

The Dr. is IN, and I’m taking yer calls. Line, 3, we got a Cats ‘n’ Racks fan. Ed from Ontario, you’re on the air…

Poomflick

What a shame—and so young, too, Maria F. [shaking head]

You didn’t let us out on Caturday, and now ye shall suffer

Oh, I hear you back there. Making "kitty kissing noises" trying to get my atten-shons.

Well go ahead and beg. Caturday was yesterday. You’ll never make it up to me.

Sillyhuman

Ali B. Good luck — [shaking head]

Good Times

Kittehs.

Boxes.

Good tiiiimes! [Sing in Good Times theme backup singers voices]

Cheryl L., scratchin’ and survivin’ Gooooood Tiiiiiimes!

You are SO LUCKY I won’t remember this.

People, alert reader Sherman T. says there is an article about how kittehs forget most things in about ten minutes. So there, you go [waving sweeping arm across the land] go ahead and dress them all up in ridiculous outfits, they’ll never remember it anyway.

 

Win-win if you ask moi.

Luckout

Nice hat + muzzlepowsche combo, BTW

Making biscuits AND cats ‘n’ racks!?

At first, I was all; this is toooo risqué to post! And then I was all—wait—it’s actually the BEST CATS ‘n’ RACKS OVERLOAD ever! The outrageous purring! The cleavage! THE KNEADING PAWS!

I’m sure you’ll tell me what you think. ;) [DUCKING]


Jennifer C., you win best ‘cats ‘n’ Racks so far. The aggressive purring is actually the best part, I think. Serious.

A little too comfortuhbuhls…

I love it when People send in their OWN Cute Overload Xtreme Close Ups. They make it soooooooo easeh.

Easeh like Sunday morning. [Lionel Richie voice]

Matchinks

That’s why I’m EAAAAAAAASEEEEEEH [Crescendo]

Check out this kitteh, he’s all: "This can’t wait for Caturday"

Eeeeeeeeeee

Nice "Matchingks", Karen W.!

It’s Hiney Time

People, it’s past 5PM California time, and that can only mean ONE THING.

It’s Hiney Time.

Cheers.

Assulence

Becky G., Hiney Time ends promptly at 7PM. Just sayin’.

School supply buying binge

I’m getting all kinds of "school is starting!" butterflies in my stomach.

And all the school supplies—that fresh paper smell—the notebooks—the pens—it’s overwhelming. I’m so skipping the first day.

Post_school_supply_nap

Just one more nap before school starts, OK John J.? (Who sent this in via Caedes.net)

Wow, that cat really impressed me

No, really.

He literally left an impression.

[whispering behind hand] He’s really big-boned.

Big_boned_kitteh

Jille—you have GOT to be kidding me. Put that kitteh on a diet immediatemente.

Mom, I am sooooo not high right now! Gahd!

Gahd, Mom!

I TOLD you, I am NOT high! why do you even THINK that?!

I should be asking YOU that—YOU’RE the one who named me "Meow-Meow."

Sooooooooooo_not_high

Gahd, Anna T.