A Scottish Fold Dachshund Kitteh?!

Look at this kitteh and his mini paw action. Don’t ask me how the Japanese manage to continue to TOP THEMSELVES every chance they get, this time with a Weiner-Kitteh-with-Scottish-Fold Action. (WKWSFA)


I’ll take one weiner kitteh with relish, Arthur C.!

The Babysitter

The bebeh won’t stop crying! What do I do!? Maybe Lunchabuhls will help…

HALP!

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This is such a weird photo I hadta post eet, Melissa B.!

Ready for game as hat-warmer

The ballpark can get really cold.

I shall seet on your shoulders and be your personal warmer valet.

Licks cost extry.

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I’m throwing a yellow card at your kitteh, Tom G.!

Hover kitteh

Not since HoverHam or Monorail Cat have we been sufficiently bowled over by a levitating ani-pal. Please check out the "inner workings of catness" on display here:

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Cybele P. found this here pic here at下はこうなっているんです ![Cannot pronounce!]

Purrito

4 pounds firm kitteh
1 large carrot (finely chopped)
1 cup zucchini (chopped)
1/2 cup onions (finely chopped)
2 cups white mushrooms (sliced)
1/2 cup red bell peppers (chopped)
1/2 cup nip (minced)
1/2 cup tomatoes (chopped)
1 cup cheddar cheese (grated)
1/2 cup light sour cream
1 cup salsa (we prefer peach)
1/8 cup olive oil (for frying)

Burrito

EZV, you di-int send that in!!! [mini chomp]

GLURGGG!!!

Here’s the deal; according to a UK Register Guard story, this woman has taught her kittehs to swim for their own safety.

Ahn. The eyeballs say it all.

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Redonkuloussssss, Doug Q.! Oh, and Sender-Inner Theo D. also sent in more on Swimming cats. [eye roll]

Give it up for The Onion, People

People, the Onion is puurrrrrre genius. Please check out two kitteh-related stories;

Story #1:
Kitten Thinks of Nothing But Murder All Day

[Read more]

Murderrrrr

and

Story #2:

"War on String May Be Unwinnable, says Cat General"

[See original post]

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Side note: "Bonkers" is the best cat name evar. ‘Cause then you can call him "Bonkie." Right Emily G.?

Holy creepy animatronics!

People, usually the Japanese HAND OUR ASSES TO US in the Cute depahtment.

But Today, I say—(In captain Kirk voice) You’ve gone… TOO FAR!

Why don’t you just STICK TO BUNNY SWEATERS!?

BTW, the best part is the tail-pull.

ALERT!

BOSS KITTEH SEZ: Only EIGHT WEEKS LEFT to shop for Halloween costumes!

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LEOPARD KITTEH SEZ: Dress me like this and ye shall perish!

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Just sayin’, Christi Y. Don’t buy the frog one!!!

Teef Checker

Bebeh: "I am zuh best denteest thees side of the meeseeseeps. Reelax and let me check your teef. [Schmooshes kitteh's face to reveal two teeny fangersons]

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Yes, this kitteh is a seriously good sport, Cherie…

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