The Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

This Siamese kitteh is patiently waiting for HEES NEXT VEECTEEM! [Jaws music]

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Then, suddenly, with absolute PREE-CISH-SHONS, we witness the Stealth Vampire Soft Kronsche!

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Nobody does an iPhone photo better Deanna D!

The laziest kitteh IN THE WORLD

This kitteh is either the laziest kitteh ever, OR it really likes the treadmill treads on his face. (Maybe it’s like a big tongue lick?)

This cat is about to honk-shu right there.

Sender-Inner Frank S., Love the giggling, Video Taker Erik… I don’t know how many drinks it took to figure this out, but count me in for next round.

Señor Carlos Muffin, Esq. makes an appearance

People, this is Carlos Muffin, an exotic shorthair, just like Winston the kitteh. You may remember Señor Muffin from his first pic on C.O. where he almost keelled his owner for dressing him up. He obvy has infinite patience.

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Welcome back to C.O., Señor Mufeens and Diana S.

Winston versus the—oh, whateverrrr

Our fave kitteh "Winston" is up to his smooooshed-face antics again, looking annoyed, and generally lazy (notice not a single paw is lifted during his battle with the string.)

FourFour, Rich and Winston, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Paw Proximity to Schnozzle action!

Ruhmember this kitteh? You might ruhmember her from such photos as: "Marmelade Breedge" and "Arm."

Well, Nene kitteh is back, this time with TEENY orange lashes and excellent schnozzle-to-paw-action!


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No one submitted it! I did! ME!!! Thanks, Meg F.! :)

Ireesistable ear monsche [shifty eyes]

Sender-Inner Danielle THOUGHT her kitteh was safe from an ear-monsching, but found out she was horribly, horribly mistaken.

She came home one day to discover her boyfriend taking a monsche. He did not appear to be the least bit sorry about it either.

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Danielle, Girlfriend of the Dangerous Ear-Monsching Boyfriend

Oh, just make yerself comfortuhbuhls

Don’t mind me —

SLEEPING HERE FER CRYING OUT LOUD [throat kronsche]

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"Penny" and "Peaches" kittehs need a cattiquette lesson, Ted and Bonnie. ;)

You know what time it is? It’s Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

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Business hours are ovah

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For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

People, Redonkulousness @ a whole nutha leva

Please, could this vid be more redonk. Here’s what we’ve got:

1. Behbeh chicks chirping crazily, hanging with a bewildered kitteh Mom, in some sort of off-the-floor bucket nursey contrapshons
2. Random parakeet is hanging out with them too
3. STILL EVEN MORE RANDOM yellow parakeet snorfing around behind the kitteh, obviously there for some interspecies snorgling action.
4. The best part is the "Oh well!" nature of the camera after she finds the yellow parakeet. LOL-OMG!


Pure insanity, Laura K.!

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