The Most Pathetic Kitteh Evar title used to be held by THIS GUY. (And before that, THIS GUY) But now the super heavyweight champ is this kitteh below, all pathetic in his dustbin-post-boxhab* life. Check out the kitteh torture device to the left, which obvy gets great use. Not to mentche mysterious pounce-kitteh on the left… I’m sure he’s to blame for ALL OF THIS!
I think we just walked in on some early-70s cat-porn shoot.
Love the sunlight streaming in and protective thumbed-paw. Mer-rowr. Crank it!
This kitteh (who has GOT to be sent to straight to Boxhab) is overdosing on the available Christmas packaging goodness.
William H., way to join the exclusive club that is CUTE CAST!
My name is Sid. People say I have a prol-layme. They think I MUST be in a confined space to be happy. They wanna send me to boxhab. I don’t need no stinkin’ rehab for boxes. I’m perfectly fine.
Look, I can sit in bowls too—you gonna try and send me to bowlhab!? heh hehe [nervous laugh]
I just like confined spaces, Bokay? A radiator slot is OK when there is no available box. [Dreamily] Mmmmm, delicious boooxxxx.
Stop looking at me like that, I’m FINE.
I can quit anytime I want. [Falls off table]
Hayley S. and Sid the Kitteh, I think you need some help. er, HALP!!!