Go ahead, pet the screen [eye roll]

Here is a virtual kitteh (Almost life-sized) for those of you without kittehs on Caturday.

[wears hole in monitor]

That teeckles! [squirms]

Meaghan D., you’ve done an incredible service giving this life-sized kitteh to everyone. Thnx bai. p.s. Tallest single photo evar posted? I think serhe.

Caturday Night’s Alright (For leeckingks)

What is this, Sears Portrait Studio?

[Major cheek smoooche bending head backwards]


RuthElisa K., I didn’t know Sears offered kittehs as props. [Making appointment at lightning speed]

Ber chicka bern ber!

I think we just walked in on some early-70s cat-porn shoot.

Love the sunlight streaming in and protective thumbed-paw. Mer-rowr. Crank it!


Check out this debauchery

1. Oh, just make yerself comfortuhbuhls! [kittehs in cat food bin]


B. They tried to make this pup go to boxhab and he said no, no, NYERHE


Is this what it’s come to, Erica O.? HEINEKEN with cat food and SHALLOW pizza boxes for your pup!? HUH!? IS IT!?

Christmas aftermath, aka Going straight to boxhab

This kitteh (who has GOT to be sent to straight to Boxhab) is overdosing on the available Christmas packaging goodness.


William H., way to join the  exclusive club that is CUTE CAST!

Bottle-fed orphan BFFs

Lila and Outlaw (the raccoon) are tewtelly BFFs!  Both were bottle-fed orphans and are best buddies to this day. Hey Sender-Inner C.S., have any photos of them now?


Don’t mind me. [chomping on behbeh raccoon ears]

And now, an LOL cat translation of the Bible

BeebleFrom Genesis 1: "Oh hai. In teh beginnin Ceiling Cat maded teh skiez An da Urfs, but he did not eated dem."

And so much more… Here.

Thanks for all who sent this in, especially Lisa M.

Well I’m glad Her Highness got everything she wanted for Christmas

That cat gets EVERYTHING she wants.

Everything! [Steaming]


Cindy G., priceless expression of the gal in the back…. ;)

I can quit whenever I want.

My name is Sid. People say I have a prol-layme. They think I MUST be in a confined space to be happy. They wanna send me to boxhab. I don’t need no stinkin’ rehab for boxes. I’m perfectly fine.


Look, I can sit in bowls too—you gonna try and send me to bowlhab!? heh hehe [nervous laugh]


I just like confined spaces, Bokay? A radiator slot is OK when there is no available box. [Dreamily] Mmmmm, delicious boooxxxx.


Stop looking at me like that, I’m FINE.


I can quit anytime I want. [Falls off table]


Hayley S. and Sid the Kitteh, I think you need some help. er, HALP!!!


Um. We got a prol-layme here.

Kitteh Rooter!?


Sally G., nice lil’ Clogger you got there. (And tail stubbulence)


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