It’s Caturday, and I’ll do what I want

…and that includes, but is not limited to, SLEEPING ON MY BACK, Mofos!

Huge shout out to Ant, who wins the C.O. award for most diligent Sender-Inner Regahdless if I post his Submishes or Not

It’s Caturday morning…

So get with the program and git your heiny out of BED

Elaine G., excellent find, my Darling, exxxxxxxxxcellent.

// UPDATE — director is Simon Tofield; see this & more of his work at Tandem Films //

G’Night, Hon

G’Night, Hon—[brushing teeth] I’m going to bed.

[Holds toof-brush in front of each kitten mouf then trots off to bed with pocket warmers]

Mo_womers

Ashley K., you know what they say—mo’ pocket warmers, mo’ problems

Tailless ‘Tocktober

[shrugging shoulders] Bummer about the tail/But hey, better ‘tock view

Manx

Nice nubbular Manx!, Tammy!

Mini-meow Kitten rescue

Check out this wandering kitten get lost, then found by his Momma, then neck-kronsched and carried back home.

The best part is when she’s trying to pick her bebeh up, Rachel!

ROOOOOOOOWWWRRRR

I am NOT a Swiffer.

Fffft Ffft! [claw swipe]

Bailey

Stheriouswee, Photo Girl. Way to save moneh.

Yes, your toes are almost done—

The cucumbare watere, she has soaked een.

Your treat-maynt, she is almost complete.

Next, we bring in the monkeh masseuse.

Spa_time

Oded I., tell that translucent blue turtle to fetch my spa robe!

Rule 25… we… [shifty eyes] meet again…

I am powerlays against you, rule 25.

You WIN, rule 25! STOP 25, STOP!

Sleeps

Selin K., sssssssssssh. sleeping in. Wait, what is Rule 25 again?

Caturday Before and…OMG AFTER!

At first, they seemed so innocent. Bellying up to the milk buffet, taking a seat, playing by the rules.

Before_2

THEN THEY GREW UP OMG KITTEH OVERLOAD!

After_2

Sender-Inner Lynne also points out the kittehs are in the same order: from left to right, top row: Bob, Jack, Manny. Bottom row, left to right: Stacy and Moe.

Rule of Cuteness #37: If you tilt your head to a side, it’s cute

The Cuteness Level of this kitteh is "muy cute."

But watch, as the kitteh tilts his head to a side. INSTANT ADDITIONAL CUTE POINTS TAKING HER TO ‘MOOCHAS CUTE!!!"

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Giuli, Yes. Yes, she is muy cute.

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