Winston versus the—oh, whateverrrr

Our fave kitteh "Winston" is up to his smooooshed-face antics again, looking annoyed, and generally lazy (notice not a single paw is lifted during his battle with the string.)

FourFour, Rich and Winston, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice.

Paw Proximity to Schnozzle action!

Ruhmember this kitteh? You might ruhmember her from such photos as: "Marmelade Breedge" and "Arm."

Well, Nene kitteh is back, this time with TEENY orange lashes and excellent schnozzle-to-paw-action!


nene7.jpg, originally uploaded by constintina.

No one submitted it! I did! ME!!! Thanks, Meg F.! :)

Ireesistable ear monsche [shifty eyes]

Sender-Inner Danielle THOUGHT her kitteh was safe from an ear-monsching, but found out she was horribly, horribly mistaken.

She came home one day to discover her boyfriend taking a monsche. He did not appear to be the least bit sorry about it either.

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Danielle, Girlfriend of the Dangerous Ear-Monsching Boyfriend

Oh, just make yerself comfortuhbuhls

Don’t mind me —

SLEEPING HERE FER CRYING OUT LOUD [throat kronsche]

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"Penny" and "Peaches" kittehs need a cattiquette lesson, Ted and Bonnie. ;)

You know what time it is? It’s Business Time

This post inspired by Flight of the Conchords song: "Business Time."

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Super-Close-Slurp-Cam

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Business hours are ovah

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For REALS, Lisa S. For Reals.

People, I could not post this fast ENOUGH!

WHERE IS THE INSTA-POST BUTTON!?!

Without further ado… we give you: "Mom Licks Kitteh ‘Tocks, Kitteh Squirms with Best Mew Sound and Off in the Distance, Someone is Purring"

Fastest post evar, MegaRouge… :D You win.

People, Redonkulousness @ a whole nutha leva

Please, could this vid be more redonk. Here’s what we’ve got:

1. Behbeh chicks chirping crazily, hanging with a bewildered kitteh Mom, in some sort of off-the-floor bucket nursey contrapshons
2. Random parakeet is hanging out with them too
3. STILL EVEN MORE RANDOM yellow parakeet snorfing around behind the kitteh, obviously there for some interspecies snorgling action.
4. The best part is the "Oh well!" nature of the camera after she finds the yellow parakeet. LOL-OMG!


Pure insanity, Laura K.!

Naps + Kneadingks

Will you PLEASE look at this prosh kitteh, with his tiny clenching action on this gal’s clavicle.

That kitteh is all "Knead, purrr, knead purrr".

Snuggulence

Thanks for pointing out the visible paw pads, Sender-inner, David. Like we would miss that. Duh.

Walter, I think you got a er, growth there.

It happens to lots of pups.

Growths like that out of nowhere.

It’s kinda cute, actually [tilting head to side for better look]

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That’s right, Walter, I’d go back to sleep too.

Shannon M., better get that looked at.

And thees, my little frienn, is a sunbeam.

Kitten: "You have shown me so… moishe."

Pup (in James Earl Jones voice): "And there is so moishe left to learn…"

Beam

Er, enter poingnant speech here, Millie S.!