Sleepin’ in on Caturday

Please. The light—eets too moshe! [holds up paw]

Leave me and my mini-ears to rest!

Baby Hugo, originally uploaded by Tante Bluhme’s.

Nice find, Meg F. ;)

“Drunk on the herby goodness”

Here’s the story: Sender Inner Elizabeth L. says: "I heard an enormous kerfuffle in the kitchen this afternoon, and when I checked it out I found our cat Max had not only discovered the almost-full package of catnip but also had destroyed said package and was lolling, drunk, in the herby goodness." Ahnn.


Aaaaggghhhh. herrrrrrbyyyy gooodnesss [Homer voice]

Paws Up pics by doctor’s orders

Doctors should start prescribing paws up pictures like this instead of antidepressants. Instead of 100mg of Prozac, would you like 100 kitteh paws up pictures? We could stuff the pics into a medicine bottle if that helped.

[Ehn ehn ehn! kitteh waves paws around, erasing anxieties everywhere]

Chihiro, originally uploaded by fofurasfelinas.


I have conquered dees scratchingk post.

Who is dee boss now, Mr. Scratchingks Post!?

ME! I AM DEE BOSS [digs claws in]


Luciana K, nice lil’ konquering kitteh you got there…

The Mr. Kitteh Talk Show

[Talk show host Mr. Kitteh] "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome a very funny man, and great friend of the show, Mr. JIMMY KIBBLE ladiesandgentlemen!"

Max, originally uploaded by Tante Bluhme’s.

Git your OWN cuddle-partner

Dees one ees takens. [grabby paw grabs]


Resume cuddlingk poseeshons!!!


Mark B. I"m tie-tie just looking at them.

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute

You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in ‘done!’ motion]


Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

You want fries with your Caturday?

Mmmmmm, delicious fries. [mini tongue licks salt]

I think I shall have eet… [tenative paw touches fry]


Nice side dish, Marlies W. :P

The toilet papères… she can hurt you no more!

Look at dee EEEEEEVIL toilet papères… She ees taunting! She is a quilted cottony Temptress!


And now, she has been tamed, remoffed of her powers! You can thank me laters. I require very little paymaynts.


What a relief THAT has been taken care of, Monica W. [wiping brow]

Poor Man’s C.O.

Power outage? ISP shut down? Just grab a monitor husk and stick a kitteh back thar.

Not sure how you make comments tho.

offline, originally uploaded by anomalous4.

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