Mini-meow Kitten rescue

Check out this wandering kitten get lost, then found by his Momma, then neck-kronsched and carried back home.

The best part is when she’s trying to pick her bebeh up, Rachel!

ROOOOOOOOWWWRRRR

I am NOT a Swiffer.

Fffft Ffft! [claw swipe]

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Stheriouswee, Photo Girl. Way to save moneh.

Yes, your toes are almost done—

The cucumbare watere, she has soaked een.

Your treat-maynt, she is almost complete.

Next, we bring in the monkeh masseuse.

Spa_time

Oded I., tell that translucent blue turtle to fetch my spa robe!

Rule 25… we… [shifty eyes] meet again…

I am powerlays against you, rule 25.

You WIN, rule 25! STOP 25, STOP!

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Selin K., sssssssssssh. sleeping in. Wait, what is Rule 25 again?

Caturday Before and…OMG AFTER!

At first, they seemed so innocent. Bellying up to the milk buffet, taking a seat, playing by the rules.

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THEN THEY GREW UP OMG KITTEH OVERLOAD!

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Sender-Inner Lynne also points out the kittehs are in the same order: from left to right, top row: Bob, Jack, Manny. Bottom row, left to right: Stacy and Moe.

Rule of Cuteness #37: If you tilt your head to a side, it’s cute

The Cuteness Level of this kitteh is "muy cute."

But watch, as the kitteh tilts his head to a side. INSTANT ADDITIONAL CUTE POINTS TAKING HER TO ‘MOOCHAS CUTE!!!"

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Giuli, Yes. Yes, she is muy cute.

So relaxed, yet so… stretchingks

At first, you hardly see the outstretched paws (because of the blinding Paws-Up action)

but then, you see them! Halp meh!

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Nice pointer-outering, Julia G.

Kitteh with opposable thumbs will take over the worrrld

Check out this kitteh with "hands" over at the Tacoma, WA Humane Society.

She’s sporting a pair of thumbs! (And obviously has plans to bring the kitteh species forward with her marvelous mutation…)

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Here she is showing off by drawing a Turkey (see beak and hat)

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For more prosh pics and more details on Willamena, check out the Itty Bitty Kitty Committee!

Sender-Inner Laurie C. says she’s seen "a lot of extra toes" but never hands!

The Downfall of Princess Bianca Merriweather Juno Kinsolving Leigh kitteh

There once was a kitteh named Bianca,

Respectable, manicured and blanca.

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Suddenly; a great thirst,

la toilette she tried first

she gulped, ah, all the fresh agua!

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I hope your family is not scarred for life, Mary L. [shaking head in disgust]

How to Maximize Your Snorgling

People, you really need to know how to maximize your snorgle. Pull up a chair—and listen.

First, Find a limp, sleeping kitteh, preferably warm to the toche.

Second, locate warm, defenseless neck area

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Third, locate the "Axis of Snorgling", an elusive concave area, created by the crook of a neck, overlapping paw, etc.—it must be large enough for one human nose (see green circle in figure A)

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Lastly, Bury nose into Axis of Snorgling, and stay there until someone tells you you’re weird and that you should act like an adult.

Repeat as needed, until kitteh/boy/girlfriend runs away.