I can quit whenever I want.

My name is Sid. People say I have a prol-layme. They think I MUST be in a confined space to be happy. They wanna send me to boxhab. I don’t need no stinkin’ rehab for boxes. I’m perfectly fine.

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Look, I can sit in bowls too—you gonna try and send me to bowlhab!? heh hehe [nervous laugh]

Rarr

I just like confined spaces, Bokay? A radiator slot is OK when there is no available box. [Dreamily] Mmmmm, delicious boooxxxx.

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Stop looking at me like that, I’m FINE.

Sidbox

I can quit anytime I want. [Falls off table]

Soup

Hayley S. and Sid the Kitteh, I think you need some help. er, HALP!!!

OMG CALL THE PLUMBER

Um. We got a prol-layme here.

Kitteh Rooter!?

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Sally G., nice lil’ Clogger you got there. (And tail stubbulence)

Straaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayche

Caturday ROKKED. Gonna sleepies in for a whiles.

[Temporary straaaaaayche. Sleeps for another 2 hours]

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Sally G., good luck with that kitteh. I think it’s gonna be a while(s).

Nightmare background music + Ninja ‘Munkersons = ???

This CHIPMUNK NINJA could use a little Van Halen action [‘Jump‘ anyone?]

Check it out; he’s all taking this kitteh to skool and stuff.

Johanna S., way to find ‘em—Brrronnngggg! [ninja star suddenly stuck in neck]

Exscqueeze me? An ANTEATER on Caturday?

This poor s’marmelade kitteh is astounded to see an Anteater on a Caturday. It’s sacraleeeege!

Well, I hope we just made up for it.

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Katie A., can you everrr forgeeeeve us!? And I’m wondering if we should be a little more diligent about Moosday Monday, Sunday Bunday, and Camel Wednesday.

Wake me when it’s 2008

Until then, I ‘m dreamin’ about my New Years Resolushes.
1. Do not put up with puppehs
2. Ignore dry food  until it goes AWAY
3. Keep paws up
4. Quit smoking

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What are YOUR New Years Resolutions? (you too, Jenny C.)

Nothing like an annoying little kitteh to take your mind off things

According to Sender-Inner Dawn C., Pikey, the larger grey cat here, lost his mate a year ago and was lonely and meowing his head off 24/7. That’s when Dawn decided to get Turkish (the little kitteh) to see if it would help the lonely situation. Pikey responded with a ‘get off me, punk’ attitude with occasional protective snuggling. Instant Grandpa.

Hump

Listen heah, Boy or you"ll get a whooppin’.

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Now go get my cardigan sweater and the Werther’s Originals.

Oh Little Town of BethlahaaaaAAAAGGGGHHH!

MARY! MARY! Are you all right!?!?!?

Jesus

OMG, NICE mauled crêche set, Susan D.

New Years Resolution #1: Do NOT put up with puppies

This kitteh is all—"I have had eet with thees puppies! I denounce all puppehs in 2008!" [warning meow]

Brownlze, quality find. Especially that one puppeh stepping on the other puppeh’s head all nonchalantly.

Corn nomming

McChompersons… [wraps muzlepowshe around cob] nawm… nawm… [adds more buttères] nawm…

Stephanie J., Way to encourage  good healthy eating for kittehs in 2008

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