Um, I ALREADY went to Ikea and bought a white Sköge rug.
Everyone has one. Everyone that’s anyone that is. OK, you’re right, I don’t have a polydactal Sköge. I’ll take 2.
Melissa S., it’s a good thing it’s the new polydactal version.
In honor of the hilarious site: Stuff White People Like we present this redonk rap remix for your leestening playsures:
Credit to T.G. for the find. Rad!
There is just no denyin’ that this toe-hawk Challenger is THE ULTIMATE IN TOE-HAWKS.
[Gavel sound] Case closed, Melissa H.
Mom’s name is "Dot". No joke.
Check out more of his mewing hiney on CNN.
Say "CAT NEWS NETWORK" in a James Earl Jones voice Agent Aeon!