I do NOT have a problem YOU have a problem

Kitteh: The desire to get inside and be inside a box whenever possible is NOT a problem. I repeat, YOU have the problem—did you ever think that being OUTSIDE of a box was actually the problem? Why don’t you think about THAT?


IMG_0584.JPG, originally uploaded by XPav.

Alex P., Your kitteh is going STRAIGHT to 130-day Boxhab treatment at Promises. It’s for the best.

Young’ins bound for boxhab

[shaking head] it’s a shame to see such young, young, kittehs start off on the wrong foot. They’re obviously overdosing on boxes—TOGETHER!—at such a young age. Tsk.

Boxhabbound

You can’t even tell WHO IS WHO in there, Heather R.! And don’t even tell me that’s a Kleenex box.

// UPDATE — thanks to Vicky Mowrer and her Kittenex! //

Sleepin’ in on Caturday

Please. The light—eets too moshe! [holds up paw]

Leave me and my mini-ears to rest!


Baby Hugo, originally uploaded by Tante Bluhme’s.

Nice find, Meg F. ;)

“Drunk on the herby goodness”

Here’s the story: Sender Inner Elizabeth L. says: "I heard an enormous kerfuffle in the kitchen this afternoon, and when I checked it out I found our cat Max had not only discovered the almost-full package of catnip but also had destroyed said package and was lolling, drunk, in the herby goodness." Ahnn.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

Aaaaggghhhh. herrrrrrbyyyy gooodnesss [Homer voice]

Paws Up pics by doctor’s orders

Doctors should start prescribing paws up pictures like this instead of antidepressants. Instead of 100mg of Prozac, would you like 100 kitteh paws up pictures? We could stuff the pics into a medicine bottle if that helped.

[Ehn ehn ehn! kitteh waves paws around, erasing anxieties everywhere]


Chihiro, originally uploaded by fofurasfelinas.

I AM DEE BOSS

I have conquered dees scratchingk post.

Who is dee boss now, Mr. Scratchingks Post!?

ME! I AM DEE BOSS [digs claws in]

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Luciana K, nice lil’ konquering kitteh you got there…

The Mr. Kitteh Talk Show

[Talk show host Mr. Kitteh] "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome a very funny man, and great friend of the show, Mr. JIMMY KIBBLE ladiesandgentlemen!"


Max, originally uploaded by Tante Bluhme’s.

Git your OWN cuddle-partner

Dees one ees takens. [grabby paw grabs]

Cuddlingrules

Resume cuddlingk poseeshons!!!

Zzzzzzzzzz

Mark B. I"m tie-tie just looking at them.

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute

You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in ‘done!’ motion]

Missflowers3

Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

You want fries with your Caturday?

Mmmmmm, delicious fries. [mini tongue licks salt]

I think I shall have eet… [tenative paw touches fry]

Missflowers1

Nice side dish, Marlies W. :P

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