The Mr. Kitteh Talk Show

[Talk show host Mr. Kitteh] "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome a very funny man, and great friend of the show, Mr. JIMMY KIBBLE ladiesandgentlemen!"


Max, originally uploaded by Tante Bluhme’s.

Git your OWN cuddle-partner

Dees one ees takens. [grabby paw grabs]

Cuddlingrules

Resume cuddlingk poseeshons!!!

Zzzzzzzzzz

Mark B. I"m tie-tie just looking at them.

Rule of Cuteness #38: If you have a curved, plump belleh, it’s cute

You can put away your protractors People, [snort!] There is no need to double check my math—the curve on this kitteh’s belleh is perfect.

How do I know? [pushing up glasses] I got the sudden urge to smoosh my face into it [clapping hands in 'done!' motion]

Missflowers3

Marlies W., yer email had TWO postable shots. I think we should send you a certificate.

You want fries with your Caturday?

Mmmmmm, delicious fries. [mini tongue licks salt]

I think I shall have eet… [tenative paw touches fry]

Missflowers1

Nice side dish, Marlies W. :P

The toilet papères… she can hurt you no more!

Look at dee EEEEEEVIL toilet papères… She ees taunting! She is a quilted cottony Temptress!

Bongo1

And now, she has been tamed, remoffed of her powers! You can thank me laters. I require very little paymaynts.

Bongo2

What a relief THAT has been taken care of, Monica W. [wiping brow]

Poor Man’s C.O.

Power outage? ISP shut down? Just grab a monitor husk and stick a kitteh back thar.

Not sure how you make comments tho.


offline, originally uploaded by anomalous4.

Plant your kitteh bulbs now for Spring!

Just another Martha-esque reminder from your friends at C.O. that it’s time to plant your kitteh bulbs for Spring viewing. Plant your Marmalades in a row to have kittehs by April.

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If you live in a warmer climate, you can store kitteh bulbs in the fridge prior to plantingks [head tilt]

Right, Jorden C.?

Only six months old and partying her head off

This kitteh had a birthday party at 6 months old.

I guess it’s not that strange…shouldn’t dogs have birthdays like seven times a year, if we want to be more accurate?

 

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Happy berf to meeeeeeeeee [squint]

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LOVE the mini parteh hat, Olga G. and Mr. Echo the Kitteh.

Kitteh or… hand puppet?

Ireegardless, you must BOW BEFORE THIS KITTEH, puny mortal!


Bow Down Puny Humans…, originally uploaded by wellingtondany.

Just ONE Scottish Fold ear boast more CUTENESS than in ALL possum ears combined.  It’s twoo.

Oh, and this kitteh’s name is "Dougal" which is pretty prosh, but not quite as prosh as say, Professor McCuddles.

Here, have a KleeneeeexaaaaaaGGH! [swipe swipe]

Fffffffft fffft! [swping action]

I’m sure this will help your code.

[swiping paw grazing your nose] fffffffffttt!

Kittenex

That is a feisty box o’ tissues, Erin W. ;)