But the recipe REQUIRES IT

No, I am NOT going to find a substitute, this recipe REQUIRES a CUP of KITTEH, and THAT’S WHAT WE’RE GOING TO DO!

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Geesshe, some People, May F.!

White people like to rap about their cats

In honor of the hilarious site: Stuff White People Like we present this redonk rap remix for your leestening playsures:

Credit to T.G. for the find. Rad!

We have a Challenger

There is just no denyin’ that this toe-hawk Challenger is THE ULTIMATE IN TOE-HAWKS.

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[Gavel sound] Case closed, Melissa H.

I see your Toe Hawk and raise you PAWS UP

Ehn! [puts paws up in anerable motion]

Take [bat bat] THIS

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Sender-Inner Megan M. sez; "My cat Garrett loved the ‘Toe Hawk’ photos and wanted to show his love for it! Attached are a few pictures. :]"

HALP!!! Halp meh!

This puppeh is trying to snorgle my ass and I SERIOUSLY CANNOT DEAL

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Wendy P., you, my friend, are ruh-donk. Hear me? RUH-DONK.

The Telltale Quaking Paw

The music, the licking, the QUAKING PAW

This is overwhelming [vapors]

Kitten Loves PuppyWatch the top videos of the week here

Kendra P., we usually have a ‘no nads’ policy on C.O. because they’re DiStRaCtInGk, but we’ll make an exception this ONE TIME.

THIS JUST IN: Kitteh fur shape professes love for Mom

Mom’s name is "Dot". No joke.

Check out more of his mewing hiney on CNN.

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Say "CAT NEWS NETWORK" in a James Earl Jones voice Agent Aeon!

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Call it "Toesday" call it "interdigital floof"—whatever—I call it ROCK AND ROLL

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whooooooooooooooooo [devil horns]

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Rokkin’, Little Miao. ROKKIIIIIN’!

Surprise, Mofos.

Weren’t expecting THIS WERE YOU [swipe swipe]

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You’re right, I WASN"T, Mahala K. ;) Glad you had a great Easter today.

Kitteh in tree

Sender-Inner Jacquelyn C writes: "I visited my aunt in Florida, and she said this cat had been stuck up in a tree for over three days after it was chased up there by a couple dogs.  The fire department wouldn’t come, nor would most other places, but I found one tree service that said in their ad "no job is too small."  So I called, and they agreed to get the cat for $50.   A man climbed up the tree with a pillowcase to put the cat in, and a bunch of us held out a tarp at the bottom to catch the it just in case.  When the guy got up there, the cat scratched and bit the hell out of his face and hands, but we got the cat down!"

Oops

Ahn. [head tilt]

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