Meanwhile, at Camp Wannasnorgleya…

"Ralph?  Ralph, you awake?"

"Cut it out, you’ll wake up the counselor!"

"Hey, you wanna know why I wasn’t in wood shop today? You wanna know, huh? Do ya? Huh?"

"Lemmie alone, Shermy, I’m sleeping."

"It’s because I totally scored with Sue-Ann Glupenpooter, that’s why."

"You lie, Shermy."

"Am not! We went out behind the boat house, and she let me get to third base!"

"Oh, for your information, Shermy, Bruce from cabin 12 told me that he overheard Becky and Janelle talking about how Weird Linda told them that Sue-Ann thinks you’re a total loser spaz butthead. So shut up and go to sleep."

(pause)

"All right — second base."

"Good night, Shermy."

Yeah, we’re not buying it either, Philip K.

These Boots Were Made For Stalking…

… and that’s just what they’ll do / One of these days these boots are gonna whap you on the nose (whap whap whap whap whap!) and then tear through the living room (neeeeeaarrrrggghhhhhhmmmmm!!) and then climb up the drapes (wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!) and then knock the planter off the kitchen counter (crash! whoopsie!) and then totally declare war on your tail (yaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrr!) and then whap you on the nose some more (whap-ity whap!) and then fall asleep (honk-shuuuuuuuuu!).

A little closer ... closer ... cloooooserrrr

Cowgirl UP, Judy O!

Timid, er, tentative outing

Er, [sheepishly] I think [hee] think I might go outside ifthatsOKwithyou?

‘Cause if it’s not OK and you want me to stay in, I’m perfectly fine with that [places paw on edge of door]

Um, what do you think? [shifty eyes]

Out

[Whispering] thanks, Sender-outer Chris G.

THIS JUST IN: Iowa pet rescutes

Man, Iowa is having a TOUGH time. The people, pets, everything. It is rough.

Thankfully, the Humane Society is on the scene, heroically saving pets from precarious situations, providing safety, shelter and reuniting folks with their ani-pals…

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[Dog is all ‘Baroo!?!’]

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[Kitties are all Pfffffffft!-pffffft!]

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Get an emergency plan together for your pets! Donate here to Humane Society Flood Fund!

OMG PONIES!!11!

[Please note!] Paw is clutching Butterscotch Fire-mane Sunny-times Ass Tattoo Pony!

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Download and sing the My Little Pony theme with me!

My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Isn’t the world a lovely place
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
Everywhere you go, a smiling face
Running and skipping; merrily tripping
Watching the morning unfold
My Little Pony, My Little Pony
What does the future hold?

Thanks for the earworm jingle, Amber!

A Father’s Day tie? You shouldn’t have.

No really. You shouldn’t have.

Really.

No, no, I really like the pattern!

It’s great, Son, really.


sunny tie, originally uploaded by bnims.

No, no, thank you!


claude cat, originally uploaded by alienardo.

Just pass me a beer, Son.


Korbi wearing his tie 2, originally uploaded by jgd3.

Happy Father’s Day, all you tie-loving Dads out there. The Star Trek box set wasn’t available on Blu-Ray yet, so this is the next best thing, I swear.

Caturday Xtreme Sleepover

It’s Caturday, Baby…

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…and I’ll sleep with FIFTY CHICKENS IF I WANT!

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OMG, the HORROR, Tami S.!

Mom, Josh is sucking on my ear again

Mooooooooom! Josh said he was gonna suck my brains out and I think he’s doing it!!! Mooooooooooom! [Serious slurping noises + Mom eye roll]

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Snow Bengal Kitten Geboren am 26. 3. 06, originally uploaded by DellaLuna.

Amoise F., Slurplicious FIND

Firefox logo/Cats ‘n’ Racks

This is pretty darn racky, People. It might be difficult to get any rackier, frankly.

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Nuevo logo de Firefox, originally uploaded by ♫ Nico ♫.

Go Paly Vikings, Arlo R.! (and thanks to SushiRob for rediscovering the lost photo)

Live Cub Cam

Somewhere in… (Norway?) is a live lion cub cam. Looks like Mom cat has three four cubbages.

It’s like checking in on your dog at daycare, only lion-y!

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Let’s check in on them, Austin L.!

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